I minded not the lack of a lady. I put my armour and gear on, and decide I'll play it by ear as for finding a lady. I imagine a count saying "I surrender to your greatness and worthiness - I am no match for you; I capitulate." - just this thought excites you for the adventure! You decide to sally forth! Nothing will be a challenge!

End of Chapter 1 (Good job, you actually made it through a Chapter this time - though Ox really ruined it for you on the first one.)

Chapter 2

Armour on, battle-axe in my hand, I set off to right wrongs. But then a thought strikes me - I am a mere novice knight. I have no shield, but I will earn one. And other knights will call me a knight as well. And so I will be dubbed a knight, and have my escudo on my shield, just like a proper knight. I will practise, so that I can defeat knights experienced as if they lived for hundreds of years. Nay; I will not let other knights dub me a knight, I will dub myself a knight; yes, I am a knight starting now.

Who will write about my adventures and chivalry? From morning to night he will have to toil for many years, as my chronicles will be many and detailed. Dawn's coming up, but whatever. I and Amor don't mind. I took a road built from ancient times - this would lead to a village not too far away from mine, where I knew some folk. Oh, the day will be so nice, when my adventures are carved in marble and statues are made of me. I pity the scribe, but it's for a good cause. You imagine a princess saying "Help me, oh great sir!" I can't really tell whether it's real or not, but I don't think so.

A: Go try to find the princess.
B: Keep on going on the path, ready for action.
C: Shout "Is anyone there?"

B

I went on my path - it was just an imagination figment. I travelled the whole day thinking about how folk will remember me; immortalise me, but then I worried. The whole day finished, and nothing out of the ordinary happened. No highwaymen attacked; no fellow knights did I pass.

I'm hungry and thirsty, and I need to pee; I see an inn not too far away. I imagined this inn as the first castle I came upon, complete with four turrets, as well as a drawbridge and moat, and other things assorted with castles. I was waiting for them to blow the trumpet to announce a knight has arrived, but they were slow about it, so I went in, seeing folk take a stroll in the castle's walls. After peeing, I took Amor to the stables.

A: Take a look around.
B: Enter the inn.
C: Kill the other horses in the stable.

B

You enter the inn, but someone behind you says "I hate knights." And you die quickly, being stabbed at the neck.

THE END (poor decision making)

New story will be up soon.

(wha wha wha)

We live on Earth, we destroy earth. We harvest whatever energy we can for the fat we have - too fat to run, so we drive. Too fat to wait, so we gobble and consume. So solar panels are a neat idea.

The solutions suggested for the unhappiness of the humans were not working either - humans can't do anything. They mostly involved pieces of papers and circular metals, but these papers and metals only made humans less happy.

A: Try to push these thoughts out.
B: Think about a solar panel.
C: Let these thoughts fester.

B

(Xy you need to stop letting the hero die. Even then, just start over and let people choose differently)

(I don't let the hero die, the hero lets the hero die. Make better choices. You don't survive everything.)

Yes, solar panels are truly great. An umbrella full of photovoltaic converters would be fantastic. But that won't solve the problem of humans.

I think that us coming down, away from our monkey and ape friends in the trees was a bad idea. Or maybe we should have just stayed in the ocean. The Devonian Time is over, but oceans are still 75% of the Earth. Oh, but we live terribly now that we're not in the trees nor the ocean.

A: Think about Jesus.
B: Try to push these thoughts out.
C: Let these thoughts fester.

(I entered a building, then a guy stabbed me in the neck)

Edited 7/23/2015 23:37:10

(That's life. You had the chance to survive if you looked around.)

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C.