"Dr. Watson, I have the answer to the silence. Cata Cauda was silent, as he kmew the real killer. It was... LOLICON! You see, Lolicon decided to look at women in the real world for once, and asked one on a date. This girl was Adaline. She was spurned by Adaline, and in her fury, killed her. Then Mr. Bayern found the body. Well, he had to go too I guess-"
"You have no evidence!"
"Oh, but I do. Because you confessed on a piece of paper! Here it is. You did it with the candlestick, in the conservatory. You are-"
*Lolicon runs for the door*
"After her, cops!"
*Lolicon runs to the edge of a cliff*
"Don't do it! You have so much to live for!"
"Like what? A life in prison?"
"Actually, that's a good point. But don't jump!"
"You know how in murder mysteries, the person never jumps? Well, this isn't that kind of movie."
*Lolicon jumps, where a seaplane is waiting. Her current whereabouts are unknown.*
