Yes, The best. Complete logic! We recruit the best, and only the best of players into our clan. Inactives are booted, and each player is expected to have 999999 games completed, and to have won at least 90% of 1v1s, all incriments of team games, and all sizes of FFAs. Sadly you cannot join us.
You lasted a day, 8 minutes, and 59 seconds in CORP before threatening to leave. Surely you'd last even less time in DARKLORDS - the ultimate elite training facility.
You have 9 games completed. You have 50% won of your 1v1s. So now shut up! And I should have joined something other. Not making what Ox wanted,just to fuck me one day after.
The best you should leave CORP! They have done nothing but bad to you and tarnished your reputation as a player! You'd be better somewhere else - more mature! But not DARKLORDS though. CORP is not the right place for you I feel, as they are too low for a player of your standard.
Oh no. We're not having you because you are not good enough for us! I meant to say that CORP is too bad for you, but we are too good for you! Try something in between, like the Poon Squad!
Haha! Your puns are funny! Except that I am finding it REALLY hard to make a pun about your name... Whatever I think of, it will probably be The Worst pun you've ever seen.
