Death by the crazy cat lady down the road who think you are her husband.

Death by 24 hour loop of Wrecking Ball.

Death by being forced to play ET for the Atari 2600 for the rest of eternity

Death by death

Death by nothingness.

But I already am...

Death by near-starvation, then force-feeding of crap, then near-fatal waterboarding, then being forced to sit in the EU Parliament naked and castrated until you die of boredom.

Whoa... death by terrorist attack.

Death by small plastic spoon

from SirSalty's profile page:

"And those who was seen dancing was thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" -Friedrich Nietzsche

I get you declared insane & a danger to the state, thus you need to be "put down."

Hang, Drawn, and Quartered.

Death by Star Wars music until eardrums burst (http://youtu.be/JiSS5xn_0fc)

*Death by the Emperor*
UNLIMITED POOOWER!!

Death by Darth Vader

*Death by Deathstar*
Overkill!

Death by saying "Star Wars suck" (because they do)

Death by saying "Star Wars suck" (because they do)

"I will do what I must"

*Pulls out lightsaber*

Blasphemy !! Use the force cata and destroy Death.......star

Edited 10/6/2015 18:12:46

Death by dehydratation due to taking too much salt.

Death by dieing