I figure to bitch about Twilight I have to watch it... but the dialogue is so fucking terrible it makes me want to cry. And bitchslap Kirsten Stewart. I have literally watched 105 seconds of this thing and need motivation.

do what I done and just play it on a TV while playing PC to distract yourself but still get some understanding.

Just empty a pot of pins infront of the tele and lie on them for the whole film. I figure that should keep you distracted.

Edited 10/28/2015 23:11:58

I already tried finding out the main plot of Halo 5 and finding out why Twilight is so terrible and im only five minutes in.

And now everyone's acting like she has the looks of Kate Upton... why? Why this entire ******* series?

Edited 10/28/2015 13:09:09

First world problems...

Have you watched it? The first twelve minutes are:

Bella Moves
Bella Meets lots of Lovely People who she is an Asshole to
Bella Meets Edward and is an asshole.

There is no fun and/or action at all. It is like watching a f***ing brick wall.
EDIT: It takes 14 minutes, 56 seconds for an actual vampire to appear.

Edited 10/28/2015 13:24:50

an actual vampire to appear

As an ex dirty goth this insults me ;P

Sure its boring but not THAT bad. I watched it because everyone else did too.
I wouldnt recommend it, but everyone their own opinion.

Boring books and movies

Do a CinemaSins style run of it. Keep a tally of every single thing the movie does wrong and see how many sins there are at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPsLcuLHHU

I think Thomas might like this if he hasn't seen it ;)

Thomas Thomas Thomas. Listen to ol' Kimmy tell ya how its done. You see, you've gone about this all wrong you see. You'll need a cooler with ice in it. Everytime you see a specific good thing about twilight, for example:Those trees look awesome". Take an ice cube and rub it on yourself until gone. This will discourage you to watch stupid movies ever again.

Hey Cata, is your profile photo something you took? Or did you find it somewhere on the net? That cat looks very much like our late tabby...

Hey Cata, is your profile photo something you took? Or did you find it somewhere on the net? That cat looks very much like our late tabby...

Thats me :3
No just kidding, thats my cat. Not from the net.

Luvly... And some tabbies look very much alike.

I watch CinemaSins vids every now and then...

Do a CinemaSins style run of it. Keep a tally of every single thing the movie does wrong and see how many sins there are at the end.

I watch CinemaSins vids every now and then...

Deal.