So, I joined a 32-player bout on this fine day, and, since my color was so ruthlessly stolen by a man named "Tiabllort", I had to pick a new one. When I looked at the list, I was truly amazed. New colors, such as "Goldenrod", "Cyan", "Rain Forest", "Peach" and, my personal favorite, "Tyrian Purple" had been added to the list of colors you couldst sport for the bout. My heart sang.

I rushed to the Settings, expectant to change my color to one of the newer ones, but, alas, only the 24 old ones couldst be chosen. THE DOLPHIN demands to know the meaning of this.

Because of Capitalism ):
Maybe make using those colors outside of 24 Player + games could be a member-only feature ?

Edited 9/17/2013 00:50:58

C-Capitalism?! Young man, are you insulting the second-best political system?!*

*With the best, as I explained in the "Road to Utopia" thread, being Feudalism.

Its still second-best.

Capitalism sucks big time. This is what has brought the world in this pitiful condition, with the children in Africa, Asia and many other places dying due to forced starvation. The "strong" countries are considered as such because of their wealthy governments, while the normal people have nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep.

And do you all know why this is? Because when a man gets a leading position, his selfishness hits the ceiling. This is why women must rule this world. They see leadership very differently to us, they see it as a chance to improve the whole scenery they belong to. All a man cares about is himself. Women are more mature than us and will certainly do better as leaders. They will help solve the confusion between "authority" and "doing whatever the f*** I like".

Meanwhile, note that I'm a guy. Don't call me a feminist, because feminism is in fact an insult to women's leadership potential. Think about it very well before you say anything.

Also note that the "visible" governments are just for the people's eyes. The real governments are HIDDEN BEHIND THOSE PUPPETS. But you know what? They have names and addresses. And they are ALL MALE. They are the only ones to be well-suited by capitalism, nobody else is favoured by that pile of junk.

Pilota Stradale's is so smart! All hail his unparalleled wisdom!

It seems that bringing Pilota into [PG-13] was a good decision. I'm glad to say Pilota is carrying out our clan interests very well, although he still refuses to put on the tag.

"Capitalism sucks big time. This is what has brought the world in this pitiful condition, with the children in Africa, Asia and many other places dying due to forced starvation. The "strong" countries are considered as such because of their wealthy governments, while the normal people have nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep."

Please tell me about the political system in which this did not/does not happen. Feel free to take from the entirety of history in your search.

There's quite a few ladies and even men who have given a lot, even their lives for feminism.

How they must feel now!

That you have written off there achievements as an insult to women's leadership potential.

But interesting words never the less. You see the way I understand it feminists fight for equal rights between the genders. You feel this fight insults there potential. When indeed feminists fight not for potential which is simply a way of saying: yeah you are able to do something but you're not doing it now. Think about that very well. Another name for it is a glass ceiling, which you are imposing on women by recognising there 'potential' but not allowing them to achieve that which they are capable of.

Anyhoo there's little point replying to your posts, there are so full of generalisations and airy fairy philosophical statements that it feels like you are reading out of a book of quotes without actually having any understanding of the subject you are quoting.

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I agree^

which is why Pilota is a the perfect role model for our {PG-13] clan. We are proud that he's one of us.

Socialism to the rescue!

"Capitalism sucks big time", that's from Zizek right? Wait no, Castro maybe?

"And do you all know why this is? Because when a man gets a leading position, his selfishness hits the ceiling. This is why women must rule this world. They see leadership very differently to us, they see it as a chance to improve the whole scenery they belong to. All a man cares about is himself. Women are more mature than us and will certainly do better as leaders. They will help solve the confusion between "authority" and "doing whatever the f*** I like"."

Women are better than us? I thought Margaret Thatcher was supposed to be the most evil, corrupt Prime Minister of Britain to ever exist...Anyway, it IS true that most corrupt politicians are male. But...it's also true that most politicians are male. I highly doubt women are somehow immune to the temptations of power any more than men are.

"Also note that the "visible" governments are just for the people's eyes. The real governments are HIDDEN BEHIND THOSE PUPPETS. But you know what? They have names and addresses. And they are ALL MALE. They are the only ones to be well-suited by capitalism, nobody else is favoured by that pile of junk."

You're right. Our government is a lie...no, a conspiracy! It's all being controlled by invisible fascists/right-wingers/Nazis/company men/fat cats/KKK/exploiters! Never mind that there's absolutely no evidence to support this claim; they're out there somewhere. I'm sure of it. After all, can you prove they aren't there? No, you can't! Ha!
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My good man, if you backed up this ridiculous conspiracy theory with facts and evidence, maybe I might take you a little more seriously. Good day to you, sir.

Anyway, this thread has completely veered off-topic, so let's put it back on-topic. I want my new flashy colors. Why are they not available?

Margaret Thatcer was a puppet. The world of politics hasn't yet seen a woman in a truly leading position. All women that were supposed to "lead" were just puppets. The best example of all is Angela Merkel (nothing to do with a proper woman, I think we all agree on this). But in the world of business for example, women seem to be the best bosses. And this is not something I downloaded from my own head. Stats themselves say this. Around 8 out of 10 positive-balance companies have a female boss. The analogy is in no way the same for debt-choked companies, or will some hurt male ego come and say it is? From all those reactions I got, all I see is that most men have a long way to go.

That said, I also think you should take your time to accept these things, which are very hard if you are imprisoned by your male egos. This alone is solid enough to prove how selfish you all are. You want power in your hands, just to misuse it. But... What's the point of misusing it? In the long run it will backfire!

"And why hasn't it backfired yet?" many of you will ask. Well, it is kind of starting to do so at this period of time, yet we haven't seen the real size of the damage. The only way for the world to be saved is to have women replace those hidden men... As for other political systems that failed, they obviously were just covers for capitalism, or earlier forms of it.

Sorry, I looked it up, and "Capitalism sucks big time" was actually an Engels quote.

Zizek wrote that "capitalism is gay lol", while Castro stated that "capitalism is totally lame". Should know this stuff off the top of my head but there we go.

I 've never seen or heard those quotes before. Just so the trashtalk about me stops.

Not sure if Ska2D2 is referring to me or to the others on this thread.

You.

Actually, the world is being controlled by a secret society of Lizard people. Margaret Thatcher and Mao Zedong are just 2 of its followers!

So, Ska2D2 is referring to me... Not sure if he's a secret trillionaire or just a USA citizen, then.

Same goes for the unreasonably ironic Nebuchadnezzar.

Guys, be honest with yourselves. I know, truth often hurts your little weak male egos, but this doesn't mean you have to avoid accepting it. You are weak. Just face it as it is. The pain will only exist short-term. In the long run you will start seeing the upsides and feeling better... Now of course you 're wondering what upsides it has to lose the "dominant" position... THIS IS WHAT I CALL YOU SHORT-SIGHTED FOR!