So you've started the Apocalypse? Well no matter, with this 7003 Step Guide you can conquer the Apocalypse! And best of all, it's in tape format! *booing*
Step One: Pause the Video.
Step Two: Smash the tape player
Step Three: Jump out the window.
Step Thirty-Four: Break out of prison.
Step One Hundred Twenty-Five: Dodge gunfire and break into the tank plant.
Step Three Hundred: Take control of Washington D.C.
Step One Thousand: Abdicate your throne as Emperor of America.
Step Three Thousand: Lose a fight with Satan.
Step Five Thousand: Resurrect yourself.
Step Six Thousand: Slay the demon army by playing Justin Bieber music.
Step Seven Thousand: Somehow slay Satan, even though he is not mortal.
Step Seven Thousand One: By slaying Satan, realize that you have given birth to a worse evil than before.
Step Seven Thousand Two: Realize that you should have paused the Video (you're still listening, aren't you?)
Step Seven Thousand Three: Scream Violently after realizing your mistake.

(Will add to guide as much as possible to make it "complete")

Sorry but, what?

This makes me think about weezer's new single.

Why do we have to break out of prison?