"I can make that jump."

"What dragon?"

"You can't tell me to not run near the pool."

"Bungee jumping is perfectly safe."

"My Toyota's so smart, it driving itself."

"Allahu ackbar!"

"Don't worry, that snake isn't a poisonous one..."

"Now remember kids stings rays are completey safe, look I will show you"

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Karl Marx

@SirSalty

Too far too far

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"How strong can Father Winter be?"

Edited 11/18/2015 15:59:45

"Let's see what's been going on lately in the Warlight off-topic forum..."

How can it be too far, for fucks sake some people get sensitive over nothing.

@SirSalty

Ayy but this is Stevie were talking about here (My other post was a how do you say it.... a Joke :P )

belgian gtfo you commie

Don't worry, that snake isn't a poisonous one...

At least that person was right. Wonder what killed him though.

"Trust me, I do this all the time."

"Watch this!"

"What're you gonna do, stab me?"

"It's the Spetznaz."

''ayyyyyyyy lmao''

"I never lose at Russian Roulette!"

"And for my next trick I will jump the wheel of fire"

(British trench) "well this is boring, ah I've got a good game. Simon says stand up"

" Pfttt don't worry,Coldplay aren't that depressing"

Edited 11/18/2015 16:59:05

"You underestimate my power!"

"Now where did I put that landmine..?"

"Nothing to be worried about,the titianic will never sink!"

"Im not the father"