And India > Pakistan. These are fundamental truths guys.

" The sun never sets on the British Empire."

Poor Argentina can't deal with this one.

It's the Pitcairn Islands that's preventing it from setting, not the Falklands. https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/


@Ox, A Scotsman walks into a bar alone. He'd normally be joined by an Englishman and an Irishman, but they're on their way to Euro 2016.

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*agent smith voice*

So, mister Flanderson...

lesson 3

" Mongols are the exceptions. "

Nobody defeats Russia in the winter unless.. wait for it ... you're the Mongols.

Finland?

I think he meant conquer.

Lithuania? Sweden ? All defeated Russia in the winter hell even Poland.

I think not!

I'd like to see Russia try and come to a cold wet away game in Staffordshire. Where the game is boring and the weather horrendous.

Romans defeated the Gauls.

Africa is rich in natural resources, fertile soils and wealth/power in general, especially Northern Africa.

They only say the Sun Never Sets for Britain because in some part somewhere, they have a territory where it's daytime. Not sure what is so amazing or important about that.

had not have. Otherwise my parents would still be considered British subjects mind you.

History in a nutshell with Belgian Gentleman - session 2


lesson 6

"Everytime when the US gouverment is involved , it's a conspiracy."

9/11 = conspiracy ! Obama is also an conspiracy ! ISIL controlled by the American gouverment ! Illuminati = real !Ameria is run by aliens ! (yes some people really believe this)

lesson 7

"Poland is not loved."

.. but only good for Anschlüß in next coming 4th reich.

lesson 8

"England doesn't give a fuck about its colonies"

The partition of India and Israel, the creation of Iraq, Scotland. Britian ruins it all!

lesson 9

"Switzerland always remains neutral"

Even if it does have a plus on its flag. It's neutral.

lesson 10

"Alexander the Great was Macedonian in Ancient Greece."

Alexander the great wasn't neither a Bulgarian nor a Serbian but a Macedonian who spoke Ancient Greek. Bulgarians/Serbians only really appeared after the fall of the Roman Empire and at the time of Alexander these ethnicities didn't even exist yet. I don't know where dumbasses get their actual information from but this was certainly one of the most stupidest stories I ever heard.

lesson 11

"Cat pictures can stop terrorism"

AHW ! HOW CUTE!! We don't care about Daesh anymore! Instead check these cute cat pics I have! :3

Scotland is no English colony! It is a completely separate kingdom!

"Poland is not loved."

.. but only good for Anschlüß in next coming 4th reich.

I like Poland... and its "Anschluss" not "Anschlüß" YOu bloody Belgian Gentleman.

"England doesn't give a fuck about its colonies"

The partition of India and Israel, the creation of Iraq, Scotland. Britian ruins it all!

Not true. After the indipendance of the US the Britians learned how to treat their colonies well.

Treating their colonies well? By doing genocide or what?

Not true Britain forced Indians to eat grass to survive.

Indians are not cows..

Also the Swiss confederacy was in numerous wars from 1200-1500

http://youtu.be/-IGHByjToO4 Go to number one.

"Poland is not loved."

.. but only good for Anschlüß in next coming 4th reich.

Shut up, /B/elgian Not-so-Gentleman

Poland can into space unlike you.

Ya but after the US all other colonies split apart from the British Empire peacefully.