Travel to Belgium

In Belgium, you'll end up really f***ing fat, because all we make is chocolate. Dark chocolate, or milk chocolate. F*** you, WHITE CHOCOLATE ISN'T WORTHY OF OUR SKILLS YOU PLEB. GO EAT SOME F***ING
LINDT!

We aren't interesting at all. Our most interesting attraction is a church, which means if you're part of the 4.5 billion people that aren't Christian, you don't care. We also have a pissing statue, but not a shitting one. It should really shit chocolate for the full effect.

When you want to invade an important country, you invade us. We don't so shit against you. We just sit on chairs and bitch about how bad our country is. We're like the Netherlands in some ways (small, boring), but you can't even smoke pot.

So come to Belgium!

Oh also they made this shithole of a car:

Spain will kick your asses in Euro 2016 lol

We always love to win in French-hosted competitions, they hate us for that, but we still win ;)

A thread created just for this purpose? Haha, that actually means Belgium is relevant since everyone makes fun of it. If Belgium was irrelevant, no one would notice it! =)

like the Netherlands in some ways (small, boring)

Oi, Netherlands stronk!

Edited 12/6/2015 18:46:22

Oi, Netherlands stronk!

Netherland cannot into Euro 2016 tho :)

I hate international football. It's overrated.

You always hate stuff you suck at.

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Edited 12/6/2015 20:53:12