...are actually 150 year old peedo's in disguise.

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However the pedo-baby army goes rabid and invades North Koreas underground bunkers...

filled with Doritos. this is are secret weapon king ju um said to...

...King Jong Un used to use as bodyguards... All of a sudden Gaddafi appears and buys the entire army for a packet of Haribo jellies.

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muddleszoom: that makes no f*cking sense


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Douglas Adams decides to write another book series called The Vikings of the Galaxy and it is about....

Vikings. In a galaxy. Also there's this asparagus with eyes.

But he's shot before it finishes

So he's replaced by a

a giant monkey from mars genetically modified to be able to procreate with humans

who has a gay ugly filipino sidekick called Pedro

who actually turned out to be bisexual

and he was murdered by a flying axe

which turned out to be a flying potato, so he didn't die after all.

He died later because everyone knows.....people from Mars are allergic to potatoes

and Stanley Kubrick yelled,"What the actual crap is going on here?"

Later, Douglas Adams finishes his conquest of Europe and goes to vacation in......

The planet Neptune, where a midget Salvador Dalí shoots him (again).

To celebrate he cuts of the other ear of his friend Vincent Van Gogh.

Meanwhile, In Soviet Russia...