Shining is he who adheres to the word of their superiors. Adorned with the luxuries of life, his shall become. The OT Deities have some stories to tell.

Major Deities and Their Realms
>Fizzer: God of the Heavens and master of the Gods
>Death: God of the 7 Hells and master of the lost souls of single player.
>Genghis: God of knowledge and master of songs.
>Lolicon Love: God of love and lord of pleasure.
>Thomas 633: God of journeys blesser of travels.
>Gen.NumbNuts: God of humor and master of comedy.
>Catalina Cauda: Goddess of lives and queen of cats.
>A Talking Fan: God of SCP and blesser of threads.
>ChrisCMU: God of displeasure and hater of trolls.

Minor Deities and Their Realms
>Blank: Lord of randomness and master to memes.
>MysteryManBall: Lord of medicine and pain remover of trolls.
>LordofTurnips: Lord of turnips and master of the harvests.
>Diplomatic Immunity: God of sophistication and lord of etiquette.
>Rivanna: Goddess of friendship and niceness.
>TheLastJapanese: God of ridiculousness.

Holy Scripture

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Fizzer 2:1 - Trolls are as weeds. Pulling one will only bring two more. There I have created mods to manage my children. They are my angels and do my bidding.
Fizzer 2:2 - Members were once great. Now, membership status is a shadow of what it once was.
Fizzer 2:3 - WarLight has a new direction to head in. Death to luck, and to all those who worship it.
Fizzer 2:4 - But rich, WarLight must remain. I must give into some of the demands my peasants plea.
Fizzer 2:5 - Holy is my immediate roadmap. Secret it shall remain.

Death 2:1 - Infiltration is key. History proves that a true deity shall hold infiltration as his utmost quality.
Death 2:2 - But hear, loyalty is an important virtue, that thou must pride above all.
Death 2:3 - Punished, arselickers must be. Scum, they are of the earth.

Genghis 2:1 - Once a time, there was a brilliant forum. Radiant, such a place was.
Genghis 2:2 - But there were always scum. The scum of the earth that I reminisce however, are pleasant scum. Hail the good old days!
Genghis 2:3 - Alas, all ye faithful try in vain.
Genghis 2:4 - All intelligence is gone, the machine is dominant, the assembly line is our master and the soul is understood to be a useless shrivel.
Genghis 2:5 - Those who have survived the genocide on good faith now regress to the machine's ways for fear of persecution and isolation.

Lolicon Love 2:1 - Belief is a virtue you must hold above all. Never fear the consequences, if it portrays your true beliefs.
Lolicon Love 2:2 - And those beliefs may be whatever you please. Diversity is the path to success.

Thomas 633 2:1 - A Falcon does not underestimate the power of reputation. The scum that must be removed, is but an everyday job here.
Thomas 633 2:2 - Reputation shall never surpass the power of car pictures. Hail the glorious cars!
Thomas 633 2:3 - He who thinks I was truly demoted is a fool. For I still maintain the power of off-topic deity, and those who think I have slipped, are the next to perish.

Gen. Numbnuts 2:1 - Never before have I allowed a lower being to ascend to my position.
Gen. NumbNuts 2:2 - Many times has my glorious dominion been rebelled against. An iron fist is necessary to maintain the stability of such dominion.
Gen. Numbnuts 2:3 - But, while my homeland may suffer from the occasional bump, my reputation shall never suffer.
Gen. Numbnuts 2:4 - He who holds reputation highly; much higher than car pictures, shall live a prosperous life. This is the true way that life should be lead.
Gen. Numbnuts 2:5 - And what better way to add to reputation, than making others laugh? Those who fail to achieve such a small task as humour, don't deserve the status of deity.

Catalina Cauda 2:1 - He who thinks I have 4 lives is a fool. I stand strong, at a mighty 5 lives.
Catalina Cauda 2:2 - And he who thinks that 5 lives is to be pitied, should understand that 5 lives is 4 more than you, mere mortal, shall ever posses.
Catalina Cauda 2:3 - Meow, meow, MEOW! *purr*

A Talking Fan 2:1 - He who leads an inquisitive life deserves to reap the benefits of his answers.
A Talking Fan 2:2 - But your questions must remain serious, and on topic. Should you accomplish the achievement of leading a life full of questions, you may understand how successful that life has been.
A Talking Fan 2:3 - Blessed are those willing to think in logic.
A Talking Fan 2:4 - Spammers seek attention, ignore them and they will seek positive attention.

ChrisCMU 2:1 - A troll is scum; spam is scum; worthless posts are scum. Those who undermine the stability of the fora, and allow it to be submerged with their spam, shall perish.
ChrisCMU 2:2 - And something to recognise, is Clan League. A deity must work hard, to maintain his status of one. Gaining a history of hard work is imperative to ones reputation.

Sub-Scripture

Blank 2:1 - Those who master the art of Mafia, deserve the best life has to offer.
Blank 2:2 - BLANK!

MysteryManBall 2:1 - H/H games must evolve to survive. Thus, adaptation is the key to a successful and fulfilling life.
MysteryManBall 2:2 - He who lives a life, that is always ready to adapt, is leading the correct life.
MysteryManBall 2:3 - And he who helps in the never-ending battle to remove trolls deserves recognition. Community efforts deserve to be recognised by the populace.

Lord Of Turnips 2:1 - The harvest is something to look forward to. Hail the harvest!
Lord Of Turnips 2:2 - Those who understand the importance of turnips in harvest-time, have been enlightened on how to live a fulfilling life.
Lord Of Turnips 2:3 - The great god Genghis He of Unlimited Knowledge and Beautiful Songs stated that the "soul is understood to be a useless shrivel." However, it is actually not useless for the shrivel that is the soul is secretly a turnip.

Diplomatic Immunity 2:1 - A good reputation is key. To maintain a good reputation, one must be civil and calm.
Diplomatic Immunity 2:2 - What better way to live, than please everybody you meet?
Diplomatic Immunity 2:3 - Be polite, both day and night.

Rivanna 2:1 - Engage with those new, for we were all once new.
Rivanna 2:2 - Try to give others, what you never had. Selflessness is divine.
Rivanna 2:3 - To maintain a good reputation, one must show friendliness to one's most bitter enemy.

TheLastJapanese 2:1 - The Philippines is worse than gum on your shoe.

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Blessed is he who obeys the will of the gods. Agonising pain and humiliation to those who refuse the words of the Supreme Scriptures.

Holy Word of Off-Topic

(Major deities can add your own scriptures to your name)
(Can be a minor deity but must post 1 scripture and a minor realm)

(This is an official continuation to the first book)

Edited 12/21/2015 22:24:50

Wtf what?

And I thought people have forgotten about this... fortunately, you have not. Thank you for bringing this back, Ox! Also, I really do love the three verses you gave me, they represent my domain of power very accurately ^_^

The holy atheists clan need to get on this thread

Convert damnnit!

Never !!!

I pledge my allegiance to the Great Vormulak/Karl, God of Assholery, Racism and evil trolling. Just kidding. But he should be a god

I really liked this thread and the last one

Expertly written. Really fun to read. This is what the Off-Topic forum should be used for :D

I'm making my verses here

A Talking Fan 2:3 : Blessed are those willing to think in logic
A Talking Fan 2:4 : Spammers seek attention , ignore them and they will seek positive attention

I am the envoy of the aura, I need no lord other than nature

Genghis 2:3 Alas, all ye faithful try in vain.

Genghis 2:4 All intelligence is gone, the machine is dominant, the assembly line is our master and the soul is understood to be a useless shrivel.

Genghis 2:5 Those who have survived the genocide on good faith now regress to the machine's ways for fear of persecution and isolation.

Turnip 2:3 The great god Genghis He of Unlimited Knowledge and Beautiful Songs stated that the "soul is understood to be a useless shrivel." However, it is actually not useless for the shrivel that is the soul is secretly a turnip.

Expertly written. Really fun to read. This is what the Off-Topic forum should be used for :D

I can't say more than that, can I? Well done, Ox. You're officially one of the few actually valuable people on the OT forum.

My holy scripture is basically fuck da police.
And this thread is amazing.

Your scripture is based off of a previous event that you may have done :)

Thanks for all the positive feedback!

I am like Lucifer I fought for what I believed in and against oppression. I am a fallen Angel....or God.

Lolicon 2:3- lust and pleasure temptations to great to resist so release your body and reach euphoria.

I would like to apply for becoming a god.

Tchaikovksy:

Lord of useless information, God of logic and reasoning.

Tchaikovsky 1:1~ The way to criticize offensive material is not through its offensiveness, but through its format.

^I'm already the God of Knowledge. Unless you can justify how they are different. I mean, I'm not trying to kill your buzz here but for the sake of being distinct...