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Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 05:40:06


Thomas 633
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I give you a multi choice, you pick one, I show the next course of events. May have hilarious and fatal consequences! Possibly including:

Super Mushrooms
Normal, poisonous mushrooms
Cancer
Evil Robot Santa
Maisie Williams ✔
A really fast car
Zombies ✔
A cannon ✔
A scary prison (ok, that's a given) ✔
You are sitting in your cell, thinking about all the different girls you'd like to be perverted with. Suddenly, the power goes out. You know that the prison's shorthanded; they won't check on you for a couple of hours. Time to make your escape!

A. Try and remove the bars.
B. Try and escape through the ventilation.
C. Try to escape down the toilet.
D. Deus Ex Machina! (click this and something random happens. It may help, it may not.)

choose!

Edited 12/27/2015 02:54:21
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 06:05:47


Bane 
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i pick A

Edited 12/25/2015 06:24:30
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 06:19:29


Thomas 633
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I put it in a random hat and B came out!

You climb onto a Weighted Storage Cube and into the ventilation. Crawling along on your hands and knees, you fall... luckily into the kitchens. You see through the perspex that separates prisoners that there is a riot, with prisoners smashing guards with chairs. However, the perspex is starting to crack.. You need to think quickly. You see a boy with a knife running towards you and a frying pan.

A. Hit boy with frying pan.
B. Defend using frying pan.
C. RUN NIGGA!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 08:59:02


Fan the Apostle
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C
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 10:34:04


Thomas 633
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You RUN NIGGA!

The boy isn't so fortunate however. The perspex shatters as you look back and the other prisoners are tearing him limb from limb, while he screams. They almost look like zombies... you run and don't look back. Due to this, you don't see the guard coming. You have only moments to choose...

A. Crossbow. (from COD)
B. Plasma rifle. (do I really need to say where this is from?)
C. A brick.
D. FALCON PUNCH!
E. Deus Ex Machina

(I feel obligated to tell you that two will kill you, two will save you and Deus Ex Machina has a 50% chance. Go for it. I know you want to...)
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 11:54:36


DomCobb
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D
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 13:50:46


Thomas 633
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You attempt to FALCON PUNCH!! You immediately burn up cos it would kill you to set your hand on fire like that.

You burn to a crisp.

TRY AGAIN!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/25/2015 14:45:46


Cata Cauda 
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Do it like Daryl and use the Crossbow!
I choose A
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 00:16:12


Thomas 633
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You grab the lucky crossbow that just happened to be there, and 360NOSCOPE a zombie, U WOT M8? I USE MOUNTAINE DU M8. Running, you come to a lift. You also reload the crossbow and find a shotgun as well. Good with zombies m8.


A. Up towards the surface.
B. Into the bowels of the facility.
C. Deus Ex Machina!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 00:49:08


Cata Cauda 
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Going up and running like a coward would be too easy.
I pick B.
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 01:17:03


Thomas 633
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Good answer!

You start decending. Suddenly, a SNAP sound. You start plummeting in your lift... which isn't for long. You hit the ground hard, but apart from a few scrapes you appear to be fine. The light is dimmer on the dark floors beneath the prison, and you can't see very far in front of you. Slowly, you start making your way upwards...
A. Spring Loaded Cannon
B. Rusty stairs
C. Ladder
D Deus Ex Machina!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 03:58:41


Cata Cauda 
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Sounds all like it could kill me, so:
I pick D
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 04:56:48


Thomas 633
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An eagle flies in, attempting to kill you. A shotgun in its face immediately fixes that problem, as the eagle's face explodes in a shower of red. It falls over the edge, but a satchel previously attached to the eagle doesn't. In the satchel you find a map of the facility, and a grappling hook, designed to look like a bat. After a few minutes of tinkering you manage to fire it and you go up three floors. You are now in a long dark corridor, with the number 38 on the wall. The map indicates you need to go up thirty-seven more floors to the surface. As you look you see a small girl running towards you, pistol out.

A. Attempt to kill with crossbow.
B. Attempt to kill with shotgun.
C. Attempt to talk to.
D. Deus Ex Machina!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/26/2015 14:34:46


Death 
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C
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 00:05:24


Thomas 633
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you talk, and to your surprise she doesn't attack. You decide to TEAM UP! and fight through some zombies to a lift, this one heading to level 28.

After stepping off at level 28 you see five zombies heading your way.

A.Try to jump over them.
B. Try to crouch and roll at them.
C Shoot them.
D. RUN NIGGA!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 00:07:33


OxTheAutist 
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D
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 01:58:55


Thomas 633
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You RUN NIGGA! and escape them, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

A. Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
B. Get your new friend to hold them off while you escape.
C. Shoot yourself in the head.

(points for reference)
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 02:00:37


SirSalty
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C
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 02:28:43


Thomas 633
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Really? You really thought that would work?
You shoot yourself in the head. The pellets turn your head into mush, and you are dead before you hit the ground.

Choose A or B.

Edited 12/27/2015 02:41:29
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 02:30:19

Luna {TJC}
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A
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 02:42:32


Thomas 633
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You gnaw off your leg. The zombies are incenced by the sight of the blood and charge you. You die horribly. Try again ;)

B or Deus Ex Machina.
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 02:56:58


SirSalty
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Deus Ex Machina
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 04:28:01


Thomas 633
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You live!
A contingent of Rainbow Six suddenly attacks the zombies, slaying them in seconds.
You emerge onto the surface of the complex, which is a bloodbath. Guards and zombies fight, while surviving prisoners simply run. And in the middle of it all, a bomb with a minute left on the timer.

A. BMW Z4M GTR, fast but not very defensible.
B. HUMMER H1, slow but defensible.
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 04:38:53


SirSalty
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A
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/27/2015 04:55:00


Thomas 633
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As the straight-six screams, you fly through the compound, barely keeping control of the 465 hp monster. You find the gates open and drive as fast as you can, not looking back. The complex explodes, and while your eardrums may suffer for the next few days, you are alive, and so is your acompolice. You win!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/28/2015 15:32:42


Empire of Kilos
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You kidding? I got locked up in a Danish Prison! I'm in heaven!!!
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/28/2015 16:31:31


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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YOu can indeed escape a bear trap without DEUS EX MACHINA.
Such a bullshit story.
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/28/2015 18:29:01


Lord Varys
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But we didn't have sexy time with Maisie Willians... and why is she in a Danish prison???
Forum game: Escape the prison!: 12/31/2015 00:23:46


Thomas 633
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I can't write that... this is PG13. Go watch some porn and calm down.
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