Ladies and gentlemen, there is a new league. It is a league that barely has any rules, logic, or sense to it, so don't question the logic, or lack of!

There has been a "Cat attack" mail thread, going on for a while, where the goal was: make people laugh, shitpost, be funny, and troll! This ranking has been decided from the collective opinionated lists of 4 people (remember, don't question the logic!) and they have been collected into one larger list, where the ranks have been added up together to decide the final ranks.

Without any further ado, here they are!

1: Belgian Gentlemen
2. Death
3. New Luna Republic {TJC}
4. OxTheArtist
5. SirSalty
6. Cata Cauda
7. [WOLF] Zephyrum
7. [WOLF] Colonel H Cardwell
9. Cacao
10. Genghis
11. MightySpeck (a Koala)
11. A Talking Fan
13. Empire of Kilos is angry at Liberals & PC
14. Darth Darth Binks
15. DanWL
16. Жұқтыру
17. الإسلام هو الدين الحق
18. Clement Attlee
19. Eklipse {TJC}
20. Ameter
20. Fleecemaster

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There are some notes!

1. Yes, there are three ties! Zephyrum and Colonel are tied for 7th. Fan and Speck are tied for 11th. Ameter and Fleecemaster are tied for 20th!

2. Yes, there are 21 competitors. This is the exact nature of Troll [20]! Nothing is ever logical, so Troll [20] actually as 21 competitors, but it'd just sound really stupid if it was called [21].

3. People here are not necessarily trolls. Most of them aren't, actually. It's just the nature of the "Cat attack" thread that was so trollish, which is why it got its name.

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Now for the analysis. A unanimous vote agreed that Belgian Gentlemen should be first. His memes were too powerful. Death's Polandball comics were too funny to resist, and that landed him 2nd place. Luna posted some funny comics, and Ox did his strongest Scotland propoganda yet.

Arguably the best image, was this one, posted by Cacao. This gets him the award for "best image". It also has the perfect caption.

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That's all for now folks! Prepare Uranus for when the next standings become public... whenever we feel like it. The latest edition has Loli, Gen. NumbNuts, and more, so you can expect an even better rundown from Dog attack!

This list lacks karlgoldberg and Tyrion Lannister, so its invalid.

not to mention...

erasing all non-trolls on the list, you have:




5. SirSalty
6. Cata Cauda
7. [WOLF] Colonel H Cardwell
13. Empire of Kilos is angry at Liberals & PC
17. الإسلام هو الدين الحق


Genghis and Death are half-trolls, but really, the list kinda sucks...

Edited 1/1/2016 17:14:10

3. People here are not necessarily trolls.

I was never invited! I love cats!

Fucking stupid pm limitations

But Ox, why call it the troll list?

It's innacurate.

And your trying to excuse the fact that there are no trolls with circular reasoning:

1).The list is a list of trolls, therefore it is called Troll [20]
2). There aren't actually a majority of trolls, so therefore the list is trolling itself.
3). Since there aren't a majority of trolls, than theres no reason for the list to be trolling.
4). Ox's response: refer back to 1.

You're breaking the golden rule of Troll [20].

so don't question the logic, or lack of!

Tyrion, your opinion doesnt count.

^ Belgian is at least a half-troll as well.

Dan got ripped off! I call for a recount

I've only just realised I was being mugged off by Tyrion.

I don't support spam actually. It were you people who fully derailed my thread to shitposting.
My intention was to share funny cat gifs with the forummers. Guess that wasn't a great idea at all...

Also this whole thread is just a conspiracy against me. I'm not even on DanWL's blacklist and I didn't post on the mail thread that often.

A quick summary I made about the thread: https://www.warlight.net/Forum/124525-quick-overview-s-inside-mailbox.

And also Ox you don't have to make a dog attack trollranking because I again know that I easily would be put on the number 1 spot without resistance. This list is corrupted.

Edited 1/1/2016 18:50:21

Belgian, you got put on the #1 spot precisely for your productive posting :P

Lol I'm a halfling like this is LotR or some shit. And while we're on the subject, MY GIRLFRIEND AIN'T NO HOBBIT SHE A STRONG SENSUAL WOMAN oh wait hold on. ..."bitch if i a halfling how you not a dwarf again? ... oh okay okay. Love you too bitch". OH AND MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT SHE AIN'T A HOBBIT EVEN THOUGH SHE DATE HALFLINGS she just has an uncle who was a halfling and she learned to be tolerant.

You're drunk m8.

Genghis is quoting SOUTH PARK

As I said: He's drunk.

http://youtu.be/UhJteYnoLBI

http://youtu.be/iWPsGV3HpZQ

Edited 1/1/2016 19:41:34

Tyrion beat me to it.

You're the biggest troll that isn't suspended*