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What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:07:07


Platinum
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Lets presume that the Christian god is real. That everything was real, That God was true and everything in it! You've lived a full life and you died, Than you find yourself walking up the steps to the golden gates guiding you to heaven, You meet god or it.. What would you say? What comment/question/suggestion to this God? That you've known or worship or despised against for so long.. What would you say?

* Don't start religious fights (Read the text above again)
* Some serious responses
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:11:38


SirSalty
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Why would I talk to Dave Grohl? He's still alive.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:13:40


Platinum
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Get out of the thread. Serious responses please.. Not comments which doesn't add value to the thread.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:16:23


Gen. NumbNuts
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I'm so sorry you come to the Off-topic forum for a serious discussion. I hope your dream of a long and mature thread regarding this topic comes true.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:17:12


Conquerre II
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^ Well stated. Dude, no offense, but attempting to have a serious conversation on warlight is almost as hard as having a serious conversation with a coat hanger. Not saying you shouldn't try, but be forewarned.

Edited 1/2/2016 07:17:42
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:20:19


Darth Darth Binks
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"Why wasps?"
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 07:23:48


SirSalty
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No but seriously I would ask if George Best is still shagging Angels, getting pissed and putting one in the back of the cloud against Liverpool Angels XI. RIP George Best.

http://youtu.be/B68Q0MZWLsE

Edited 1/2/2016 07:26:44
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 08:28:14


Cacao
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God is not real, grow up.

And let's say that if he was real I would just ask him that if he could give me the power to make people orgasm with MY MIND.

Edited 1/2/2016 08:29:49
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 08:52:56

wct
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I would say, "WTF, dude?!" (That's a serious response, BTW. I would be completely bewildered by the whole thing, wondering WTF this 'god' was thinking. There's so much messed up stuff this 'god' has purportedly done, none of it makes any sense, especially given what we see when we investigate things scientifically. Just start with Chapter 1, Genesis, go through that and pretty much just the whole Bible. The whole thing is a mess. Start here: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/1.html)

Edited 1/2/2016 09:04:40
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 09:01:08

wct
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Here's a good question to ask: http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 09:05:53


Lord of Turnips
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Hello, you've made a mistake, I'm not dead just sleeping, I'll see you in a few more years time.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 09:48:17


Gen. NumbNuts
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@Conquerre, nice puzzle.

Edited 1/2/2016 09:48:34
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 11:26:39


Thomas 633
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I think something in the region of hello. Then fuck you. (and I mean that, God is apparently completely unwilling to help the world's people in pain).
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 11:28:44


[WOLF] Colonel H Cardwell
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God, give me a segway.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 13:19:01


4Chan
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why didn't you strike vormulak with thou holy thunder
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 13:22:40


Death 
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Eh, Platinum. You won't get rid of your reputation anyway. There is no escape.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 13:23:42


Hitchslap
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Best answer to this question i've seen so far comes from Stephen Fry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 14:52:20


Mister Kl
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DAMN IT
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 14:55:07


Von Jewburg
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I would have only two things to ask God, if he was real:

1. Which religion was correct?
2. You look a lot less like Morgan Freeman than I thought.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 16:45:48


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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I would also ask two questions:

1) If you exist, why won't you show your true self to all those you disbelieve in you so that a new "truer" sense of religious faith can exist on Earth?
2) How did I get selected to go to heaven?
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 16:54:49


[WOLF] The Conservative
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I would ask to go see mom

Edited 1/2/2016 16:55:13
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 16:57:18


Catus Cauda
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Hmm a tricky question.

1. I would ask why he/she didnt show him/herself to show everyone he/she actually exists and avoid practicaly every war over religion?
2. How could the "science" "proof" that your "theories" werent true?
3. Why did you create such a terrible and incredible stupid species called "homo sapiens" and let it destroy this wounderful planet as well as itself?
4. Why do people have to pay taxes to keep "christanity" alive?

I would end up slapping God, because he/she doesnt exist anyway.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 16:57:37


SirSalty
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Respect Conservative :) Keep on fighting bro.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 17:02:17


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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4. Why do people have to pay taxes to keep "christanity" alive?

Do you mean the tithe?? How would they build churches?
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 17:46:00


Cata Cauda 
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Do you mean the tithe?? How would they build churches?

I am sure our omnipotent god can build churches without any money.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 17:47:40


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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I am sure our omnipotent god can build churches without any money.

Oh you meant in that sense? Yes I would concur...I would ask him to build more churches.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 18:53:15


Death 
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I would ask why he doesn't exist, for the world would be much better if he did.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 19:01:46


Hitchslap
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I would ask why he doesn't exist, for the world would be much better if he did.


I disagree, if you have read the Bible, you know that he is a psychotic maniac. Thank god he doesn't exist, the world would be like a global North Korea.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 19:07:10


OxTheAutist 
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Thank god he doesn't exist


Good one.
What would you say to God?: 1/2/2016 21:10:11


Death 
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Hitchslap, I mean the God people believe him to be (now, I realize this might not be the most fortunate choice of words, but overall, I mean the omnipotent, omniscient "good guy" he should be. He should prevent the evil from happening, which he is not doing.)
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