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Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 17:41:40


Gen. NumbNuts
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Gather around young kiddies. Let ol' Numbnuts tell you the never before heard tales of Kim Jong Un and his faithful companion Wing. But before I can tell of the many quests they have together endured, I must first tel you of their first meeting. The orgin of their friendship...


Our story begins many years ago. Kim Jong Un was but a young lad prime in his youth. His father, Kim Jong Il ruled the nation of North Korea with an iron fist. Very few dared to rise against the mighty Kim Jong Il in fear of their lives and their families lives. But little did the people know, their leader was slowly dying.

Kim Jong Il, knew to better than everyone that his time would soon come. In an effort to save his nation from total destruction, he sent his son Kim Jong Un away to Switzerland to better his education. Il knew that his son would need to have the best education possible to preserve the future of the Kim family. Even if it ment learning western education from a western nation.

The grim and authorative face of Un's father brought no joy to his heart. Even as he was climbing the steps to his plane. The expression his father held never changed. Un was leaving his home to another nation he cared very little about to further the legacy of his 'benevolent' father.

His mother, however, radiated love. Un cared very much for his mother. Her expression was always warm and caring. She was the only joy Un felt in the world that is North Korea. Upon his departure she had presented a puppy to him. Un was quite pleased and promised to charish the creature. Although deep down he was unsure about how to care for the young thing. He had never had a puppy before. Even so, as the ground drew further and further, Un held the puppy dearly....

To Be Continued...
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 17:43:55


JangoFett
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Chicken wing ?
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 17:44:32


JangoFett
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So you ate him....damn Asians.

Edited 1/3/2016 17:44:45
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 17:48:39


Gen. NumbNuts
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*checks title*

Oh I'm sorry dear friend. You must be blind. I'd give ulms if I had the enough fucks to give.
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 22:32:26


Genghis 
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Honestly jango fett already derailed the thread gg no re wp
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 22:39:29


Gen. NumbNuts
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Nah I don't think so. I only posted a small portion of the story. Still gonna have bits to post.
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 22:56:36


Cata Cauda 
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So you ate him....damn Asians.

Asians eat practically everything. Insects, cats, dogs, monkeys, etc etc.
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 22:58:32


Cata Cauda 
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Wont take long until they start eating people... India is overpopulated anyway.
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 23:00:20


Gen. NumbNuts
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What makes you think it isn't already happening in North Korea?
Wing and Un:The Untold Adventures: 1/3/2016 23:12:18


Mister Kl
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India is a shithole, no exageration
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