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I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/5/2016 10:47:32


Thomas 633
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Now onto evidence.
These fish:



Imagine this with armoured fish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmyqC_PZ0Lw
(the last one probably needs a real cannon)

If God truly created the universe, would he be so cruel as to tempt us with armoured fish guns, and then make them completely unattainable? Would a truly benelovent God show us some f***ing awesome fish and then give us tuna and AK-47's? (considering the fact that the church used to say that fossils were creatures that screwed up getting on the Ark, and according to logic fish live in water, which means Noah's Ark is actually UNDESIRABLE for them). This proves that either God is such a dick that we shouldn't worship him, or he didn't start the universe.

Short:
I think God doesn't exist because he won't give us armoured fish cannons.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/5/2016 11:36:32


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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Dick move, but I will admit you were original...kinda.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/5/2016 11:39:23


Thomas 633
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I tried to leave room for God still existing, just not that he created the entire world.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/5/2016 16:26:02

Luna {TJC}
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I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/5/2016 20:11:59


Darth Darth Binks
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But can you explain Australia?
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 02:13:37


The Mad Japanese
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But can you explain Australia?

Australia was created by Satan
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 03:39:48


Thomas 633
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Demon Satan.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 05:09:15


Cata Cauda 
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Australia is actually the heaven. In case of a nuclear war (3WW) or a zombie apocalypse, Australia would most likely survive.
The rest of the world is shit and torn apart with wars.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 06:46:04


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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... Cata go read "On The Beach" it is a book written just after the cold war, and it shows a valid point as to why Australia would get fucked even if it was not nuked.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 06:57:21


Thomas 633
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Don't. That books is REALLY sad and screwed up. Also the tech in it is bullcrap ; at least in today's environment.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 07:03:20


Genghis 
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Australia Is only fucked up because of invasive species and poor interior.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 07:30:17


Thomas 633
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America had invasive species and has just as many deserts as us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_latitudes

BTW, large continents with big interiors are dry. Its generally not a good thing for the environment to have one big continent...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangaea#Implications_of_extinction
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 08:19:17


Lord of Turnips
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Actually (I just realised how dumb this sounds), if it rains a lot inland then Australia's interior is really wet because a series of interconnected salt lakes fill up and stay that way for a while.

Also, on old maps, the position of where Australia would be is where Paradisus and the Garden of Eden is.
I can prove god didn't create the universe: 1/6/2016 08:35:44


Thomas 633
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