From what I can see half the alphabet derives from the Korean Alphabet.

Fan are you obsessed with Koreans?

Here's my suggestion use a combination of 1s and 0s, and use 16 characters, also have well defined rules with no exceptions to them

and then define a base-16 number system to go with it.

That way the language is completely computer compatible.

So a number would be 0000 ****
and a character would be 0001 ****
and punctuation could be 0010 ****
and if you need bonus characters 0011 ****(brings us to 32)
and you could use the other options to expand the language's functionality as necessary.
so everything can be done with a single byte.

one byte to function as an possible form within the language, It's completely computer compatible, and removes the necessity to use UTF-8.

I have designed the language of the future Nyahahaha!

Edited 1/20/2016 06:12:10

neither apples nor pine are in pineapple

The fruit looks like pine cones. Back in that day pine cones were called pineapples, thus the fruit was called a pineapple.

Also

a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig

I know that the pig part comes from the fact that they are able to produce piglike sounds. Don`t know where the guinea comes from (but you can probably google it and find out)

Edited 1/20/2016 14:56:40

a silverfish is neither a fish, nor made of silver.

Explain some of the others. Slim and fat chance... on a bus on a train but in a car, even though in all of them tou are IN the transportation...

We can all agree that english could use a replacement

Edited 1/20/2016 18:25:36

Looks like someone watched too much Xidnaf

Syallabes :)