Is this Whitecastle? oh wait its Russia

Yes good work Speck. I'm glad I made the right choice in naming you my Supreme Second. Because some people can't get diddly squat done. *looks at Jong-Rig*

Is this the Krusty Krab ?

Sigh

Is this the Krusty Krab ?

NO THIS IS KOREA! *kicks Salty into a gaping hole*

Edited 1/23/2016 08:40:23

ATTENTION! This is interference.

I propose that we embark to bypass the ineffective and stupendous private yet internationally available communications channel that the Northern Koreans have opened by Communicating our selves in loooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg woooooorrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddssssssss, that will be toooooooooooooo farrrrrrrrrrrrr advanced for their special North Korean Braiins toooooooooooooo handle..........................


END TRANSMISSION.

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*static*

*hello, can you hear me...*

*an important notice has arrived*

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anyone notice how "supreme leader" claims to be korean, but has his account run from america. Furthermore, Jong-Rig is an alt.

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*We are unable to decypher this message.*

*It must reach the american government before...*

*hel... ein... cked*

*static*

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Edited 1/23/2016 12:04:49

Guys! Emergency! This channel is under attack by little pubeless kids who are using hax to figure out what we'really saying! Evacuate! Evacuate!

Jong-Rig! Set the self-destruction plan into motion! Nobody must see what we've all typed here today!

Yes Sir, Supreme Leader Sir! I've activated the self-destruction!

I will now commit the Japanese art for of Seppuku to keep any information safe!

*pulls out pistol* *POW*

*rolls eyes*

*cake*

Edited 1/23/2016 21:24:12

I'd like some cake right about now....

i will give you some if you come to my planet

Why would I travel lightyears for cake when I can take a few steps to my fridge for some cake?

Because your cake is Korean and made by lowly peasants who don't know what's good for them, while Muddle's cake has the ingredients muddled up so you will take it home to poison you son who's trying to murder you so that he has complete control.

But im in retirement? I dont think an old man is that great of a threat to his own son.

turnips is right you need to become prez of nk again