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More Of My Presidential Tweet Series!: 2/1/2016 07:25:15


[WOLF] The Conservative
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This is a continuation of my presidential tweet series. The last thread went so well I thought I would give it another's try....

NOTE: Many of these tweets will not make sense if you don't know much about American history


= IF THEODORE ROOSEVELT HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~

|TAFTS DEFEAT|
Really....really America?...YOU CHOSE WILSON!? I could have at least ' suggested ' things to Taft but I can't work with this! #slashingeducationwouldhavefixedthis

|ROOSEVELT'S POPULARITY|
The American public was told by democrats that electing me would have led to the breakdown of western civilization, and yet we prosper #paybackisabitch

|TAFTS ' INJURY '|
I'm sure you have all heard about the Philippine governor General, Taft, accident on horseback. I only have one thing to say, pray for that dam horse
#gettaftoffthebeef


= IF GROVER CLEVELAND HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~


|THE GROVER CLEVELAND CHILD SCANDAL|
I didn't farther that dam child! * next day * Ok.....so I fathered the dam child.....

|THE PRESIDENTS MARRIAGE|
I want to bring an ugly rumor by republicans to the attention of the American public. Of course you all know bout my marriage to a girl younger den me. a republican rep recently said that she was still drinking her juice at lunch. I tell you with full confidence she does not still drink her afternoon juice!......just milk in the morning


= IF JIMMY CARTER HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~

|IRAN|
To Iran I say, you are an island of stability in a sea of instability and her people show the true grace and tolerance of the region * one year later * Yesterday, Irainian protesters took American citizens hostage


More to come.....

Edited 2/1/2016 07:25:43
More Of My Presidential Tweet Series!: 2/1/2016 13:05:41


Azraelkali53
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pls stop. These are just cringeworthy.
More Of My Presidential Tweet Series!: 2/1/2016 20:36:16


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Just waiting to report you...
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