Its been many a day
Away from the forum
Away in play
Drinking rum

Its been too long
Now it is time
The call is strong
The time of the rhyme!

WO

Edited 10/15/2013 06:13:09

Welcome back
the forum is in decline
thats a fact jack
its going down in a straight line

maybe you can save us
from dark
and the rust,
bring the ark!

Many a moon
Has come to pass
Be it too soon,
Or will it last?

With this mentality
Forums shall fall
Thoughts in their totality
Should hang on the wall

But, Hey!
'Tis no time for words of this nature
We say Nay!
Give the participants a moment to nurture.

For every great rise
there is a great fall
But wait, a surprise!
they've heard your call!

From the depths of recession
comes a glimmer of hope
To steal your depression,
a great ladder rope

They'll pull you from exile
and give you a dime
So make it worthwhile
don't dare waste our time

There once was a Warlighter from France
Who lead his foes in a merry dance
He diverted to the right
He gave good fight
But all he ended up with was... France! :(

...

A fellow from Norwegian Bohus
Whose ability was rather bogus
Thought to start in Spain
but as I would explain
It takes too long to get the f.... bonus! :)

[{nothing like a good limerick}]

A foolhardy chap liked his Warlight
And by forum decree, he was alright
Reveling in Diplomacy
The poor bloke couldn't see
His country passed bloody Apartheid!

It's argued many players are dopey
And stats show their skills are quite ropey
Trying to spam in the bath
Incites Lady Luck's wrath
And their posts tend to be rather soapy!

A player thought to compete
and upon being butchered cried 'Cheat!'
'I thought this was a game
where no advantage was gained?'
It was experience that made your defeat

There once was a WarLighter from Poland
who faced the great German, Rolland
Though known to be wise
he came to demise
until the Pole facing Rolland had no-land

It may be to late
To hold it from it's fate
The death of the forum
Is a breath of reality
Stick to your Jorum
It's time for futility
To speak his words wisely
It won't surprise me
If you do not follow
Just take a gulp and swallow

Sofa ek né máttak
sævar beðjum á
fugls jarmi fyrir;
sá mik vekr,
er af víði kemr,
morgin hverjan már.

Some of those words stumped the mighty google translate. Good effort!

Good job all of you! Keep them coming. Let your creative urges oooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Fancy a time
with plenty of wine
friends all around
tea cheap as one pound

long ago
before the highs and the lows
steady stayed steady
and everyone stayed ready.

Stay Thirsty my friends.

Edited 10/9/2013 01:29:41

There once was an egocentric laureate
His shoulder adorned with an epaulet
He received frequent extol
And was considered quite drôle
Till he was brought down to size by L. Lawliet

Oh am oozing if you know what i mean.

I cannot make my mind up as to whether that is wildly inappropriate or not...

There was a man who loved drinking booze
Playing Warlight, he tended to lose
He got trounced in a fight
But he then saw the light
And promptly he started to ooze!
(if you know what I mean...)