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Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 04:35:15


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
Level 50
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I just killed a mosquito.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 04:36:35


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 04:37:10


TeamGuns 
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Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 04:37:35


Zenvue
Level 54
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Gr8... Come up to Michigan in the summer and we could use you.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 05:30:14


Paugers
Level 41
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Come to Florida anytime of the year. We could use you.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 05:31:02


Welsh Knight
Level 59
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I'm immunue to poison ivy, ill throw stinging nettle at you, jk bruh
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 06:10:18

SVY
Level 47
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With hands or spray? Killing the little buggers by hand is so much more satisfying.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 07:01:05


Empire of Kilos
Level 31
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I love letting them drink a little of my blood, so I can crush them and have it splash everywhere, the itchy bite and chance of catching several diseases is well worth it.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 10:29:28


Zephyrum 
Level 60
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My room is a dungeon that respawns mosquitos every 30 seconds.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 13:43:26


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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Your own fault, if you life in the godforsaken place named "Brazil".

Edit: Spelling

Edited 2/27/2016 14:14:23
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 13:49:20


Zephyrum 
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Faulet. Bahahaha.

Well at least my country was never, y'know... Blatantly annexed by Germany. :3
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 14:15:15


Cata Cauda 
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Atleast my country was never conquered, massacred and held by PORTUGAL for centuries.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 14:44:58


Zephyrum 
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lul massacred? You mean those naked guys we had to remove to live here? Was I supposed to feel like I'm one of them/care about them?

Y'know... Back then, Portugal was literally innovating in every aspect. When you got taken over, Germany was basically the shitpile of the planet after they were ripped off by the _FRENCH_. I mean, goddamn France.

All of this because you couldn't hold Italy for more than a year even with your turkish bros. The same Italy that was wrecked three or so times in the past hundred years.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 14:48:27


Cata Cauda 
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You know when Anschluss happened Austria had no soldiers, so it was kinda smart of Austria to just surrender to spare lifes.


       - Ceterum censeo Garlicem delendam esse.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 15:05:02


Zephyrum 
Level 60
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So you officially admit to have chickened out?

And why did you not have soldiers in the first place?
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 15:28:30


Cata Cauda 
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I dont know. Mabye Austria believed in a peaceful world. You know there are other solutions than war.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 16:07:47


GeneralPE
Level 56
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Like getting the shit anschlussed out of you?
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 20:48:49


Lord of Turnips
Level 57
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No, bribery.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 21:49:50


Zephyrum 
Level 60
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That's why Austria was the center of attention in WW1 and 2 while we were just standing here? lol
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 21:51:05


Onoma94
Level 59
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My room is a dungeon that respawns mosquitos every 30 seconds.
In summer, it's almost the same for me
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 21:56:14


Von Jewburg
Level 35
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Poland?
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 21:59:10


Onoma94
Level 59
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I'm not talking with troll alts.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 21:59:27


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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Maybe Austria believed in a peaceful world.

That's why they took to crushing ethnic rebellions like a fish to water in 1848. Well maybe not like a fish to water, more like a fish getting stabbed by a Czech, a Hungarian, a Slav , a German and a Italian until a Russian saves it.
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 23:54:08


[AOE] JaiBharat909
Level 56
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Hahahah wouldn't it be ironic if you we're reincarnated as a fly next life cycle??!!
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/27/2016 23:59:04


Death 
Level 59
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Maybe he just killed his previous incarnation o_O
Lifetime Achievement Fulfilled^: 2/28/2016 00:27:07


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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I don't think you can kill yourself that way.
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