Ever since our prestigious clan came into existence, there has been a considerable amount of tension between our clan and Illuminati clan. Their leader, Hidden Hand, has called me many unspeakable things like, "pathetic", "#WorstClanOnWarlight", and other extreme names. I say the the Turtles will not stand for this! I say...we declare WAR!

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Bring 6 of your best men to fight us. We will send them back to you, licking their wounds.

why not 6vs137
23 players each
actually take off about 50, cause half of there clans inactive

Bring 6 of your best men to fight us

for them to choose the best their would ahve to be any good player, they are all just bad (except for feather which i assume is just trolling there)

Don't worry, Pink. I'm sure there are some shining jewels in that sea of bad/mediocre players that are worthy of fighting...the Icelandic Turtles.

Edited 10/13/2013 16:11:09

and who are you, agressive?

Er...I am a young, flirtatious Icelandic male.
...
Why do you ask?

"Interested in creating your own country, ruling over other players and expanding your country's control over the world? if interested come over to WorldAlpha, an strategy base mmo where you can do a variety of goals ranging from establishing a business empire, Political takeovers of government, and military conquests against other nations. Simple in rules and mechanics, this game has already gained over 2000 followers since the two months it was created. You won't regret if you join!" -Ifritus

www.worldalpha.com

NO.

Go away.

That guy has been spamming all the forums...

We accept your challenge

But you need 6 good players first

so I guess this isn't going to happen?

I need your help!

I'm scrolling up and down your clan page.

To see if there's any good challenges

All I can find is Featherbucket

EDIT: oh wait I found http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4421970287

Edited 10/13/2013 19:12:33

I see this forum attracts some worlds class minds
They are obviously so intelligent they were pondering quantum physics and time quasars to be bothered to notice that our only restrictions on members is that they conduct themselves with honor.

Is there an issue here we are missing?

Are are you perhaps not grasping the concept that we are a clan for everyone?

The members of your clans stats are laughable, yet you point out the lowest leveled members of our clan.

Do you see the issue here?

I'll give you a minute...

our only restrictions on members is that they conduct themselves with honor.

Not even your leader can do that, so how do you expect anyone else to take your clan seriously?

Says the guy who got banned twice and creates unfair custom scenior's...........

I told Hidden to get out of the forum's, he was embarrassing us much like you are all embarrassing your clans with this language.

Is this how adults conduct themselves?

Lets hold ourselves to a higher standard and treat each other with respect and integrity.

I apologize in behalf of the Illuminati clan for the egregious actions of the clan leader and myself for anything I may have said as well.

The members of your clans stats are laughable, yet you point out the lowest leveled members of our clan

...

1v1 win rates of all players from Hidden Hand to Righ.

Hidden Hand: 77% (Huh. He's actually decent. But I can't say the same of his minions)
lolamento: 28%
DarthYoda: 39%
[ISS] AtakanTheGreat: 23%
[GER]Myko: 25%
Satu: 33%
hemi: 29%
TwoPaperLeopards: 10%
Gektorian: 40%
Totalitarian: 0%
baddi: 13%
tdups: 35%
swietymiki: 26%
monkeymind: 37% (A real monkey mind...)
Matija Segota: 11%
Reach4ThaBeach: 10%
franodbk: 9%
No-One: 27%
aaYa: 0%
Doru Florin: 17%
Smallville: 42%
OneofMany: 13%
antlegrd: 42%
Ross: 51% (Finally! Someone who's above average!)
bilias: 35%
hadluk: 43%
Kazimierz WIELKI(dyplomata): 14%
17achitturi: HIDDEN (cowardly)
Dr. Wily: 23%
Capit�o Nascimento: HIDDEN (cowardly)
Tempest: 60% (Another good player! At last!)
Oranos_skyman: 45%
misiatylord: 15%
Lazerith: 0%
: 14%
ChubbyGoat: 30%
solo_sombrero: 92% (Well, with that many players, you guys are bound to get a few good ones.)
Waterboy: 30%
[BR]Lucas Zaire: 13%
Righ: 12% (This guy was saying our stats were laughable?)

OK, at this point, I'm tired of looking through all your clan members' stats. I think I have made my point. Your clan is, bluntly put, terrible.

Edited 10/13/2013 21:42:00

Har Har Har My name is Stern McCrays and I am not a terrorist. Iceland is one of the smallest miserable countries right behind USA. Icelandic Turtles??? Turtles don't live in Iceland. These turtles must've been implemented by the Illuminati meaning these people are brainwashed and are part of the Illuminati Forces. But no need to worry as I work for the Anti-Illuminati Forces willing to vanish and make those Illuminati Scums pay. Always remember my slogan "Har Har Har My name is Stern McCrays and I am not a terrorist."

Iceland is one of the smallest miserable countries right behind USA.

Iceland is great, man. Don't dis my motherland.

Icelandic Turtles??? Turtles don't live in Iceland.

Prove it.

These turtles must've been implemented by the Illuminati meaning these people are brainwashed and are part of the Illuminati Forces.

Part of the Illuminati forces? I'd rather die.

Everyone is in the Illuminati,

Even Justin Beiber joined the bohemian club

https://www.google.ca/search?q=justin+owl+tattoo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=jRZbUuiKD6TD2QWtw4GoDA&ved=0CCoQsAQ&biw=1821&bih=889&dpr=1

Justin Bieber is secretly Barney working against the Illuminati the reason everyone hates him is because the Illuminati messed with your brains. Iceland is the worst country I know it isn't an opinion you're doing that motherland thing because you work for the Illuminati you only made yourself more vulnerable and easy to tell you're an Illuminati FACIST! Socially Aggressive Dolphin is an FACIST!