A) Have Magneto's powers
But for every second you use your powers you lose 2 seconds off your lifespan

Or

B) Have Darth Vader's powers
And for every second you use your powers 3 seconds of your life are extremely painful (accumulating downward from your death)

A

Would you rather your child has
A) Cancer
B) Feminism

B

Would you rather be:

nazi

communist

B (it has the potential for good at least...though the question is really would you rather be a murderer or a rapist)

Would you rather be:

vegetarian

minimum wage worker

B (no matter what I'm getting 7 dollars an hour so I'll go to Burundi and live like a king)

A. 45. Caliber
B. 9 Milimeter

A, even though all guns are evil


A. Successful Brexit which leads to successful Scot Indie Ref
B. Unsuccessful Brexit which leads to unsuccessful Scot Indie Ref

B.

A. Cell phone when you're getting robbed.

B. Handgun when you're getting robbed.

C. AR-15 when you're getting robbed

B

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A.

A. Onision

B. Vegan Gains

Neither.

Both sound disgusting.

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Tyrion I posted before ye, respond to mine so this doesn't get messed up ;)

"Oh nice phone , it's mine now."
*ox gets stabbed by heroin addict*

happened to my grandad

Maybe you should reconsider your view of the "First World" as a post-violence place.

A
Onision is funny as hell

A) Drink Gasoline
B) Wear Denim for the rest of your life

B (call me weird, but I like jeans :P)

Vote Trump

Vote Putin

Vote Trump

A. Bang an Average Filipino Female

B. Bang an Average Nigerian Female

Filipino

Die of amazing sex

Die of laughter

Sex.

A. Wrath
B. Natural Selection

Natural Selection

A. Die by Necron
B. Die by Dark Eldar
C. Die by Chaos