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☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/13/2016 16:48:11


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The Story of Borsk, Stronkest and Best Soviet Bear
Part I

In Soviet Russia, winter is long and harsh. Is not the land for those who are weak at birth. Borsk was strong bear born in the harshest of Russian lands; Siberia. Borsk was born in loyal communist bear family. Mama Borsk always said, "No Capitalist is allowed in our cave". She said this often. Mama Borsk had picture of the Great Lenin hanging on cave wall.



But one day, when snow was deep and wind blow hard, capitalist man fall from sky. Mama Borsk see capitalist man fall from the sky. Mama Borsk say to Borsk, "This man is capitalist. He steals Soviet air from us. Is our duty to state to take back air and give equally." With that, Mama Borsk let out a fierce roar and chased the capitalist man.



He tried torun away but man could not run fast in deep Soviet snow. Mama Borsk beat capitalist man up and take back Soviet air. Afterwards, Mama Borsk came back to Borsk and said, "Now is your turn. You must leave our cave and do your part for Communist Party." With that, Mama Borsk left Borsk in Soviet snow never to be seen again.






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☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/13/2016 16:49:33


Tchaikovsky Reborn
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☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/13/2016 17:31:40


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Music is a must for this reading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/13/2016 17:35:24


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☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/13/2016 23:46:43


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☭ The Story of Borsk, The Soviet Bear. ☭: 4/14/2016 00:17:55


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM (listen to this while reading)

In Soviet Russia, thousands of bears suffer to lack of true love. They have always been subject to typical stereotype to be tough and heartless bear for Motherland.

With your love and generous donation of just 4 blow kisses, you can help one Soviet bear make it through another week of harsh winter and make him feel wanted.

Bears are sad and deeply misunderstood creatures that need love. Dont let another Soviet bear suffer any longer. Call now and give just 4 blow kisses to a bear today.
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