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Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 00:43:46

Semicedevine
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#how2semice

https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=11034711


Game Start- picks in mexico for no reason whatsoever (can not take it in 2 turns with another bonus)

Turn 1- chooses to expand in the totally unsafe bonus first (East Africa) rather than the totally safe Antarctica bonus

Turn 2- finishes West Africa first, the one bonus that borders the enemy (wtf)

Turn 3- pays no attention to defense whatsoever and becomes completely vulnerable in africa

Turn 4- chooses to go for the inefficient West US bonus rather than the efficient East US bonus

Turn 5- does not play the reinforcement card (wtf x2)

Turn 6- thinks that deploying 2 armies in Hawaii would hold off the enemy's entire army

Turn 7- chooses to defend California—a completely safe territory with no border—over the desperately-in-need-of-armies Hawaii territory

Turn 8- still does not play reinforcement card

Turn 9- plays both reinforcement cards in one turn like the most badass noob to ever live

Turn 10- thinks it's better to go for the 3 bonus in Southeast Asia rather than countering the 5 East Russia bonus

Turn 11- still does not enter russia and just sits there

Turn 12- plays 2 order delay cards on the same turn (WTF x3)

Turn 13- completely ruins the purpose of going through Australia as a counter to Southeast Asia by taking it... over Canada—the bonus which he already started breaking

Turn 14- decides that gaining a border with a 3 bonus is worth letting the enemy breach a critical chokepoint and enter North America

Turn 15- retreats immediately and loses the same territory that he risked everything for last turn

Turn 16- takes back the exact same territory for the third consecutive time because it is clearly so much better than stopping the enemy from gaining a double border to the 5 bonus... which is also in dangerously close proximity with the other 5 bonus...

Turn 17- deals with the double border in the most noobiest way possible—first order elimination

Turn 18- loses ground in Malaysia... again...

Turn 19- what did i just watch x4


Moral of game: still not as noob as first turn bonuses
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 00:52:50


Master Farah♦
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Let's just call it another #FarahFail. Now go get top 10 in the ladders, tiger!
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 01:58:12


TheRiverStyxie 
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Ohhhhhhh Farahhhhhh
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 02:22:46


TeamGuns 
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Farah owes semice 10 cookies now.
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 02:40:15


Fleecemaster 
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https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=10609646

I went for the non-ftb triple pick of Caucasus, about as nooby as I could think of as that's a pretty bad cluster pick.

I would say that is more nooby than your start at least...
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 02:44:51


TBest 
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Noobiest way to win? Well this comes close~ winning in a lost position is always impressive

https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=11036003
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 03:45:08


Krys 
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nobody is perfect ;)

Edited 4/26/2016 03:47:45
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 07:04:28


Timinator 
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Ohhhhhhh Farahhhhhh


I was waiting for that line :D
Winning in the most noobiest way possible: 4/26/2016 09:19:01


Master Farah♦
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Ohhhhhhh Farahhhhhh


I knowwwww
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