Hello, all.

I like Batman.

The original comics were the best.

and I just came to have a good time :)

Hope to play some games with you all.

Bye.

Sonic's the best character of all time he is better than Batman face it although shadow comes a close second.

Edited 5/2/2016 00:11:28

Myeeeh

I like Batman.

I also like playing games on the original Nintendo Game and Watch.

And my rivalry with Sonic is fierce.

I once tried running as fast as him but my Lucozade ran out and I had a temper tantrum.

What original Batman? There's like a million. No literally, there's a Batman One Million. (Thank you I'm here till thursday)

Sadly Thursday is the day I meet my therapist.

She is confused why I keep smashing so many vases.

But I will be here on Wednesday if you would like to discuss Batman with me.

I have the biggest collection that I know of in my immediate family.

Well read,

Ox.

Hello little Oxie

Me and mommy are so worried about you. Such violent erupted last week. When we told you couldn't fly you hitted everything on your sight, including grandmother's collection of vases and mommy's face. Hopefully the insurance money can be given at an early stage and can be confirmed when you reached the age of 18. We expect you to pay back for everything what you've ravaged until this moment, from my collection of Batman comics to our dinner table.

Love,
Dad

ps: Batman is not real

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I suggest a banhammer.

^
+1
That's enough to earn your way out of my blacklist.

Sorry :(

I deeply apologise for revealing Batman's non-existence.