kill Shart Shart Stinks, fuck Darth Darth Chinks, marry Darth Darth Binks

Onoma94, Ackbar90, Jhemiti95

Marry Onoma94, kill Ackbar 90, fuck Jhemiti95 (lol idk)

adrian waco, Ion Antonescu, name is anonym

Kill Crust, Fuck Conservative, Marry Lolicon.

Ox, Blank( is dank), Kilos.

Kill Ios, fuck windows, marry Android.

Numbnuts, Sovietbear, Kur

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Kill Kur, marry NumbNuts, fuck SovietBear :p

Oh well, since people are doing this anyway...

Death, Rivanna, Arrogance.

Marry Death, Fuck Rivanna, Kill Arrogance (I'd fuck Rivanna because she is female Death).

Martian, DesertFox, Zenvue.

Edited 5/4/2016 12:24:08

gorilla warfare

Edited 5/4/2016 16:07:06

Since Paugers' post was irrelevant, let's suggest a different one.

Fizzer, ChrisCMU, TBest.

Fuck TBest (<3), marry... hmm... tough choice honestly.

Marry Fizzer, kill Chris (sorry D: it was you or Fizzer. TBest is just to irresistible so it brought me down to this).

EDIT:

New - waco-ox, nationalist-ox, autistic-ox (how self-centred)

Edited 5/4/2016 20:34:08

Kill waco-ox, marry nationalist-ox, fuck autistic-ox.

muddleszoom, SirSalty, GeneralPE

I hate Muddles so he can quit and leave. SirSalty is my true love whom I'll marry but he is also my biggest enemy ( I call it a salty relationship) then again kill Paugers and take GeneralPE with a purrr sound to my chest.

Andrés Cigüeña, [ESP] csr8and and [ESP] Pablo García. Choose your Spanish loveboy.

Edited 5/4/2016 21:34:37

Uhh.. marry Pablo Garcia, kill csr8 and fuck Andres (profile picture)

Tyrion Lannister, KarlGoldberg674, Semicedevine

Also

incest is worse than homosexuality

Nope. Thoroughly disagree with this.

Kill Karl, Marry Tyrion, Screw Semi

Ox, Koala, and Belgian.

Your favorite European forumers.