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WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 03:51:47


Genghis 
Level 52
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Yo shawty, what that bonus do?

Did you fall from Medium Earth? cuz I want to modify your bonuses.

If I could rearrange the Rome map, I'd put Utica and Iberia together.

I may not have the most skilled clan, but we score a lot.. of points.

If your body was a 1v1 3 pick warlords distribution, your rack would be my #1.

Dat ass-tralia.

Girl are you cancer? Cuz I want you to spread all over me.

Ay yo ma, what's yo profile number?

Wanna have a Non-Aggression Pact with THIS D*CK?

Aye girl, I hear you got a 100% chance to succeed if you attack me.

Luck's at 100% tonight, if you know what I mean.

Girl are you a ladder? Cuz I wanna play and track my 1v1 games on you and use TrueSkill to determine my ranking and score.

Aye yo ma, iz you Brunei? Cuz I've never seen a map of you before.

make your own, spread the cancer
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 04:04:58


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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Girl, you're so cute that I'd stall my hole life to get a date with you.

Girl, when I saw you, I've decided to raise my chances to get you with a combo, but no worries, in case I miss it I have a counter to destroy the fucker that stole you from me.

Ever since I saw you, my whole life become an off-topic: confuse, weird and counterproductive.

I know that every darklord is into you, but I offer you quality over numbers.

Edited 5/13/2016 06:55:30
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 04:54:33


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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I thought of one but it's way too dirty.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 06:53:33


Death 
Level 59
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"whole" is spelled with a "w".
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 06:56:03


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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^thx, it's always great to learn grammar/spelling here in the off-topics xD

Edited 5/13/2016 13:29:24
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 07:04:55


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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My one's longer than TBest's auto-click game, if you know what I mean... ;)
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 12:38:23


Paugers
Level 41
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Lolicon will rape you if you don't blow me.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 13:03:17


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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^thx, it's always great to learn grammar here in the off-topics xD

*Spelling
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 13:03:55


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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Do you like it long? Because I play LD only.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 13:31:37


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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^You're a spelling nazi.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 13:58:21


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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^
"Nazi" is a name and names are always written with a capitalised letter at the beginning.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 14:03:24


Paugers
Level 41
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Fuck your English language, I speak Merican.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 14:06:12


Cata Cauda 
Level 57
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^
*American English
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 14:15:21


Paugers
Level 41
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*Merican English
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 15:12:41


j willy 47
Level 58
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Hey girl, imma wreck your bonuses with my fat stack
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/13/2016 23:30:13


Genghis 
Level 52
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^and the Oscar goes to
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/14/2016 20:05:44


Okabe Rintarou ( AKA Hououin Kyouma)
Level 56
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yo girl can i use diplomacy with yo daddy?
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/14/2016 20:49:37


Von Jewburg
Level 34
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Is it a lottery game? Cause I just got lucky.

Hey girl, how about we airlift over to my place?

Want to start a very "custom" scenario with me? (BDSM people only)

You're so hot I need some reinforcements here.

Are you an angel? Cause it looks like you fell from the ladder.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/14/2016 23:15:56


Genghis 
Level 52
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Girl when I'm done with you, you gonna need a ladder to walk right.

Hey girl, ever gotten multi-attacked before?
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/14/2016 23:50:57


Von Jewburg
Level 34
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There's a missing connection here- me and you.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 01:57:49


j willy 47
Level 58
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Hey girl, i wanna fuck you up like Fizzer fucked up the realtime ladder

jk Fizzer, I actually love the ladders
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 02:04:31


Karl The Kike Killing /k/ommando
Level 21
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W-will you have sex with me for money? N-no? o-okay.....

(Goes to car to cry)
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 19:19:43


chuck norris
Level 58
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I wouldnt pick you even if i could get your bonus first turn ( this ones an anti pick up line)
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 19:36:01


Belgian Gentleman
Level 55
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That sure were some good ones Genghis. I love this thread and its idea.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 20:49:12


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
Level 57
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Girl if i made a map of your ass it would have more territories then NingaNic's Hex World

If we had a kid our Baby commander would be the cutest

My Commander has the Biggest stack with it. (stack as in money)

Girl you could be the topic of one of the attack threads.

What? How did you get on Fizzer's immediate Roadmap? (okay dang that one is good)

If Fizzer is looking for new ways to get money he just implement you into Warlight.

I heard you got into Apex, but declined because they weren't good enough

I heard you picked in Spain and won.



Wait is that Karl up there? how did i miss him coming back?

Edited 5/15/2016 21:11:21
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 21:35:19


Empire of Kilos
Level 31
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You're about as interesting as the average Europe Map.
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/15/2016 21:42:44


adrian waco
Level 25
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let waco this place up mmm
WarLight Pick-Up Lines: 5/17/2016 00:00:20


Von Jewburg
Level 34
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You're worth more to me than the mega maps pack.
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