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Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 08:20:58


Hammurabi
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Tell a joke

here's one

What would martin Luther King Be If He Was White..........ALIVE!

Yhea i looked that up.....
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 09:31:06


Lolicon love 
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What's pink and screams and screams and screams.

A skinned baby in a bucket of salt.
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 15:13:53


OxTheAutist 
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don't cry when they're in the oven.
What's the difference between a pizza and an Asian? You can actually tell pizzas apart.
What's the difference between a pizza and a gay? Pizzas don't have to go on festivals to tell us what they are.
What's the difference between a pizza and a black? Pizzas can feed a family of 4.
What's the difference between a pizza and a Native American? Pizzas stand a bigger chance against disease.
What's the difference between a pizza and a straight white male? Pizzas have no privilege!
What's the difference between a pizza and a Papua-New-Guinean? It's ok to eat a pizza.
What's the difference between a pizza and a Muslim? It's ok to throw pig meat on pizzas.
What's the difference between a pizza and a gypsy? Pizzas are taxed more!
What's the difference between a pizza and a woman? Pizza's have a more expensive price tag.
What's the difference between a pizza and an emo? Not much; they're both covered in spots.

that's enough...
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 15:14:07


GeneralPE
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What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet?
A bullet can make it out of a chamber
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 15:40:11


Major General Smedley Butler
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Communism
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 16:22:17


Empire of Kilos
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Keep your hate speech off this campus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLHMhQIk2vY
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 19:51:59


Onoma94
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Papua-New-Guinean? It's ok to eat a pizza.

I don't get this one. :(
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 20:21:47


Genghis 
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What do you call an African that is friends with children?

Michael Jackson
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 20:23:01


Genghis 
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How many cops does it take to light a room?

They're too busy beating up the room cuz it's black.
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:12:24


Darth Darth Binks
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Say what you want about deaf people...
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:15:56


Darth Darth Binks
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I hate it when people call me racist. I have Black people in my family tree, and they're still hanging.

My grandfather died in WWII. He fell off a guard tower.

There's a fine line when it comes to people who slit throats.

Black people smell funny so blind folk can hate them, too.

Aspirins are white because they work.

I tried to get a date with a Native-American girl, but she was reserved.
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:19:22


Darth Darth Binks
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I have sympathy for pedophiles. It's so hard for them to fit in.

We choose to masturbate not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

If Eve doomed the world for an apple, what would she have done for a Klondike bar?

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture.
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:31:39


OxTheAutist 
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Oh, Muslims. If only your prophet wasn't an eternally edgy teenager that doesn't want to be seen in public.

edit: @onoma - cannibalism is pretty big in Papua New Guinea ;)

Edited 5/19/2016 22:32:05
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:32:18


Major General Smedley Butler
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Scotland
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 22:58:48


Daniel
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/19/2016 23:17:00


OxTheAutist 
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Why did Hitler kill himself?

He finally found the gas bill.
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/20/2016 11:50:15


DesertFox
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

Q: Why did black Jews have it worse?
A: They had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

How do you call a black pilot ? A pilot, you racist :D
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/20/2016 13:07:13


Zephyrum 
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Well, I guess with so many people here, the banhammer is out of question and/or too en masse to be a biggie. While we are at it... My turn.

~~~

An hindu indian, a jew and a black man were lost on a forest. At night, they decided to prioritize finding shelter, and then they found a nice little house in the woods. They knocked on the door, and an old man opened it.

"Excuse me, sir" - said the jew - "We're lost, and we need to go back home, but it's too late to travel, so we humbly request you allow us in for the night"

The old man replied: "Well, I suppose it is OK. However, I only have room for two more people in here, one of you will have to sleep in the barn."

"No problem, I will do it", said the indian. And then, them all went in the house, exhausted, jumped in their beds and started sleeping.

Five minutes later, someone knocks the door.

Them all get up and go open it.

It was the indian.

"Well... Sorry, I can't stay in the barn. There is a cow there. Cows are holy animals. It is disrespectful for me to sleep next to a cow."

The jew promptly replied: "It's fine, I will sleep there."

Them all went in the house, exhausted, jumped in their beds and started sleeping.

Five minutes later, someone knocks the door.

Them all get up and go open it.

It was the jew.

"Well... Sorry. I can't stay in the barn. There is a pig there. Pigs are dirty animals. It is disrespectful for me to sleep next to a pig."

Seemingly without an option, the nigger said: "Okay, I will sleep on the barn, then".

Them all went in the house, exhausted, jumped in their beds and started sleeping.

Five minutes later, someone knocks the door.

Them all get up and go open it.

It was the cow and the pig...
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/20/2016 14:23:56


Angry Koala
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For the CAT-LOVERS:

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
Bad,horrible,distasteful,mean and cruel jokes: 5/20/2016 21:10:22


chuck norris
Level 58
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whats the diference between a boy scout and a jew?
boyscouts come back from camp

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw them

why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
everybody that can run jump and swim has already crossed the border

where can you find a black jew?
in the back of the oven

a black and a mexican are in a car, whos driving?
the cop

Edited 5/20/2016 21:13:53
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