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Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 01:24:10


Empire of Kilos
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When visiting a park, There's a reason there are signs reading "Do not feed the animals". Some ding dong tourists must of been feeding animals at a park I live nearby, because in the past few weeks 3 Raccoon's have appeared and none of them are afraid of humans, they're stealing food from the family cats and Goose because some illiterate retard is incapable of reading a sign. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have to stand guard while your animals are eating? Which could take up to 30 minutes?! All because some drunk of starbucks hipster thought there was no reason to obey a CLEARLY WRITTEN RULE?!

In short, out of respect for nearby homeowners, don't feed the bloody animals...

Thank you.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 01:34:53


Cata Cauda 
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Will keep it in mind next time.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:22:00


Paugers
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Damn tourist from up North -.-
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:23:32


GeneralPE
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Just do what I did - get a hillbilly neighbor with NVG and a rifle to sit in his pickup and take potshots at 10 pm. Got like 4 in one night
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:25:11


Empire of Kilos
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I would, but I've already gotten several noise complaints from the new neighbors and their MC Mansions.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:25:54


GeneralPE
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Try waterguns with bleach then
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:26:47


Paugers
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I'll do it Kilos, except we only have an automatic so everything is going to die along with the coon...
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:30:12


Empire of Kilos
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Well we can't do that Paugers, my grandfathers had that Goose longer than I've been alive, he walked up to a neighbor Gun in hand one time because his dog got too close to her.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:31:16


Paugers
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Oh yeah, your family has a goose *facepalm*
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:32:00


Cata Cauda 
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I would, but I've already gotten several noise complaints from the new neighbors and their MC Mansions.

Use a suppressor and subsonic ammunition.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:40:38


Empire of Kilos
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You think I can summon money out of thin air Cata?
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:41:59


Paugers
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What is a suppressor suppose to do with spray too? Cata assumes that just because we have an automatic rifle that I'm a good shot

I mostly shoot with hunting rifles and pistols.

Edited 5/27/2016 02:42:16
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 02:44:47


Cata Cauda 
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Paugers, I was referring to Kilos "Noise problem". As for the accuracy I recommend practise...

Kilos, really that poor?
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 20:09:35


OxTheAutist 
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rednecks UNITE!
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 20:51:22


Paugers
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UNITE FOR LOVE! UNITE FOR CONFEDERACY
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/27/2016 23:45:17


#BernieBus
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i like feeding ducks mm
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 17:28:14


Belgian Gentleman
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Raccoons are smart animals unlike koala's that have a smaller brain capacity. Having one as domesticated animal in your house would take a lot of care and love. The cry of the raccoons are also unique in its way that they're very loud and high pitched. This usually would result in complaints from neighbours. But don't let that discourage you because raccoons are amazingly cute and awesome! Unlike those agressive koala's of course.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 17:29:11


Lolicon love 
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OHHHH GOD.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 17:39:02


Belgian Gentleman
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Ah.. come on. Who would even consider to adopt an angry koala? With small brains the size of a peanut they're only meant to lose their minds. I'm not even mentioning their agressivity.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 17:45:41


Angry Koala
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Someone said K O A L A?

mmmmmm
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 18:17:12


Belgian Gentleman
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There's difference in brain size. This comment above me is another proof of how unintelligent these species are. Koala's are not that good at handling different tasks and can get quite easily angry for no reason at all too. A potential danger with koalas is that if you make contact with a koala, the koala will run naked, sing some Basque songs with you and rage even more!
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/29/2016 21:02:19


Clint Eastwood
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Kilos, I'll blow them all away with my semiauto .12 gauge if you want me to

*eagle screeches while carrying American flag*

Edited 5/29/2016 21:02:58
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/30/2016 03:24:01


Empire of Kilos
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Robin Hood, please refer to my previous comment about Noise complaint's from new neighbors with Mc Mansions. It sucks because before all my neighbors were old and deaf so they didn't mind.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/30/2016 14:56:21


Cata Cauda 
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To anyone with Noise problems:
Supressor and subsonic ammunition.
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/30/2016 15:04:22


Angry Koala
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Going to Florida anytime soon? Listen up, do not feed the redneck troll!
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 5/30/2016 15:16:19


Paugers
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REDNECKS FTW
Going to a park anytime soon? Listen up.: 6/4/2016 02:08:17


Empire of Kilos
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Update, they aren't after scraps anymore. They went after my families goose, my neighbors cat, and my other neighbors 6 chicks. I sat out there in the Florida heat after a hot shower with a spear made from a broken shovel handle just so we all could put our animals away.
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