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Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 03:53:12


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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The following story is fictitious. Copying this post without the notice above is not allowed.

Felinia Criminal Code
Chapter 2. Crimes against felinity
Section 1056 Knowingly being a dog

Whoever is a dog in Felinia, knowing that he is a dog, shall be punished by imprisonment of no more than 10 years in state prison or a fine of no more than 1 million musi or by both imprisonment and fine.

*This section has never been successfully enforced since the State never manages to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that a dog actually knows that it is a dog.

;)

Edited 6/3/2016 03:54:19
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 04:10:41


Cata Cauda 
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I dont get it...
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 04:16:36


master of desaster 
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That gives the answer on the question, wheter or not cats are funny and should post so much on warlights forum.
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 05:08:36


Gen. NumbNuts
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While the whole story here is nice and dandy, I'm more interested in the stories behind Feline Juggernauts # 1 and # 2
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 05:36:22


Жұқтыру
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+1 the last three posts.
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 05:52:36


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Felinia Criminal Code
Chapter 2 Crimes against felinity
Section 1057 Dogs
Whoever is a dog in Felinia is punishable by imprisonment for no more than five years in a state prison, a fine of no more than 200 thousand musi or both imprisonment and the fine.
Section 1127 Canine sounds
Whoever knowingly makes sounds of a dog is punishable by imprisonment for no more than three years in a state prison, a fine of no more than 50 thousand musi or both imprisonment and the fine.
*Section 1057 was passed by the Senate and House of Felinia since Section 1056 is unenforceable and dogs continue to exist in Felinia.
But....Section 1057 is not enforceable either since "whoever" refers to felines and no feline can ever be a dog.
*Section 1127 is not enforceable either since it is unclear what the term "sounds of a dog" mean, nor is it possible to determine whether some sound is actually sound of a dog.

Edited 6/3/2016 05:52:50
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 05:55:18


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Hence here is the solution
Preservation of Peace and Safety Act
Dogs are banned outside zoos and national parks. Any dog found in Felinia will be relocated to either zoos or national parks.

Hence the problem of dogs gets resolved with dogs statistically speaking mainly living far away from cities and towns where cats live.

Edited 6/3/2016 05:57:36
Joke: Felinia: 6/3/2016 07:45:19


Gen. NumbNuts
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Guys...either this creature's sense of humor is so sophisticated we can't understand it or its humor is so low even if we did get the pun it would suck.

Either way, I propose we do what our ancestors of long ago have always done...burn what we don't understand.

Burn the cat(not cata)! Burn the cat(not cata)! Burn the cat(not cata)!
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