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Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 04:06:36


Guiguzi 
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I started from the bottom (of the map list) now I'm here (on the forum). These 25 maps suck!

The Sir Nick Collection

Fizzer, St. Nick thinks you have been a naughty boy and gave you stockings full of coal! Don't keep the coal! 11 of the 25 lowest rated maps are his.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/3981-Bristol-County-Rhode-Island
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3980-Kent-County-Rhode-Island
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3982-Newport-County-Rhode-Island
https://www.warlight.net/Map/2823-Hudson-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/2704-Salem-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3528-Hunterdon-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3342-Mercer-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3739-Sussex-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/2842-Atlantic-County-New-Jersey
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3978-Providence-County-Rhode-Island
https://www.warlight.net/Map/3608-Warren-County-New-Jersey

New Jersey? Foget abaht it! Just make one damn map of New York's colony. Any place that refers to "The City" as a city in another state or country doesn't deserve so much attention!

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https://www.warlight.net/Map/24244-73
Death's review sums this up, "What is the point of this?" It looks like a heart on top of a toilet seat. Fizzer, just push it in and flush it down.

https://www.warlight.net/Play?PreviewMap=52883
Possibly interesting idea, poor execution. It looks like a spider web ruled from the head of a horse (Great Britain).

https://www.warlight.net/Map/21587-Face-Shapes
A map by a toddler.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/5910-Poop
Shitty bordering lines.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/16377-Roundabout
This is rated low. But as a lotto game it might be useful, given the distribution modes.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/15367-Stick-War-Inamorta
This should be redone. Make every territory a bonus of 3-6 territories worth 2-4 armies and break up the 3 largest territories into 2-3 bonuses of 3-6 territories. If redone, this map could be good.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/1901-Yin-Yang
Too simple. Something like this would be better:
https://juanmah.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/yinyangyong_3.png
https://juanmah.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/yinyangyong_4.png

https://www.warlight.net/Map/15831-Mouse-Snakes
?

https://www.warlight.net/Map/10767-Flag-Canada
Oh? Canada?

https://www.warlight.net/Map/15916-Race-Island
Which island? Rabbit turds connected by trails of pee.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/13753-NL-Dutch-Forever-Recruitment-Game
Mooo asks the hard questions, "why would u make a map like this?" The real question should be, "Fizzer, why would you publish a map like this?"

https://www.warlight.net/Map/24127-Rectangular-Earth
If an artistic background and color scheme were added to enhance the theme of abstract art, this could work on an artistic level. Or maybe use a cubist style.

https://www.warlight.net/Map/10874-Takish-Pacific
Timinator's review, "Worse than Skunk maps."

https://www.warlight.net/Map/6634-Smarties
If even the mapmaker describes his own map as "This map sucks," maybe it shouldn't be published.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 04:46:44


Tapiocaphobe 
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What's wrong with having these maps? Unless I missed something, this isn't a problem to anyone. They don't break any rules, and can be easily filtered out of searches (or ignored).
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 04:59:52


Жұқтыру
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^
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 05:29:26


Dr. Stupid 
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Ha! Whenever I hear of map shaming, I always expect to find some of my maps listed. Every once in a while I get a bug to make a map, but my maps are TURBULL. Still fun for me to put them together though.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 05:38:42


Genghis 
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Shut up qi you're irrelevant. Go back to your home in China. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT SO YO' BEETLE BROKE ASS IS ON THE STREET.

https://youtu.be/_tWC5qtfby4

Time to stop your stupid map crap.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:04:59


Nex
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These maps are truly honored by getting mentioned in one of Gui's rants. That's the most they can ever aspire to.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:11:26


Clint Eastwood
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Actually, race to the island requires a lot more strategy than you'd think. Perfect it, and you'll level up fast.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:21:39


Guiguzi 
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Genghis, you should give up all forum activities until you know how to win a game. Go rate one of maps a 1. It will be an emotional victory for you.

What's wrong with these maps? They are an example of wasted server space, which costs money. Fizzer is too generous. Anything and everything is published. Standards are too low. Too much crap is saved on the site. Decreasing the amount of saved data would decrease expenses. Eventually, if WL continues to lose money or not make enough, he will be forced to sell it or give it up. Then what? All your joy of talking to strangers with ridiculous fake names will be gone.

Edited 6/5/2016 07:47:14
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:34:29


Genghis 
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Qi you should not give advice when you use alts, troll 24/7, sj*tpost all the time and act prejudice. You're perhaps the 3rd most conceited person on this site. If it were possible to crack open your thick skull, you'd probably be able to accept criticism. Maybe then, you, like other cancerous/trash/trisomy 21 et al "strategic" Forum posters will stop licking each other's almonds on the forum, stop doing personal rants on posters like me and start acting like a human being.

I've won many games. I don't need an emotional victory i already score on your mom every night.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:36:17


Genghis 
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The idea of taking down maps for storage reasons is fine, but the presentation and its presenter are pretentious filth.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 06:42:36


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oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO #rosted
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 07:36:03


Urfang
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These are the smaller and most simple maps Im sure that all of them together dont reach the size limit of only one map.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 08:02:39


Guiguzi 
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Genghis, how old are you? You deserve a time out in the corner for racist remarks.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 08:07:44


Жұқтыру
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I don't think these maps take up that much room though - it wouldn't affect much if you deleted them.

Also, genghis is being immature, ignore.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 12:28:39


Mirage
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Why don't they remake the EU ladder map the current one looks really horrible
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 13:38:51


Richard Sharpe 
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I'm actually half surprised that one of mine wasn't on the list...

Sir Nick's maps were always utterly pointless
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 16:12:37


Tapiocaphobe 
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Ha! Whenever I hear of map shaming, I always expect to find some of my maps listed. Every once in a while I get a bug to make a map, but my maps are TURBULL. Still fun for me to put them together though.


I have to say, the Obama map was well-executed.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/5/2016 18:09:47


Genghis 
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On you shut up xapy. Immaturity is s subjective term thus it is an incorrect opinion that you would do well to fix.

Qi you must be a special kind of SJW if you think i made racist remarks.
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/7/2016 23:25:56


Metaltubbie 
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Flag of Canada?
Are you kidding?
I won a great tournament on this map ;-)
Public Shaming: Fizzer, Tear Down These Maps!: 6/8/2016 00:03:30


Leif Eriksson
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Leave it Genghis, before it spirals out of control. But he is right . You had no right to do this QI, please leave this its frankly none of your business.
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