Some games have finished and no one has had anything to say in 4 days? I dunno what's going on people XD

Division D rules!!! :P

Haha, its crazy busy over there. I'm beginning to think its some Division D magic as it was similar last season too :)

Must be so :) But bizarrely it got quieter in the thread after the games started, too.

Edited 6/18/2016 17:07:52

im so damn happy that Great Expanse is the scorekeeper again..! last yeah his assessments and presentation of the scores was by far(!!) the best and most amusing ones among all CL threads

am looking forward to a good season!

Happy Hunting everyone!

https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer/Tournament?ID=19360

poor guys....still waiting for the start :(

also, somthing wrong in the spreedsheet...

MH is listed twice 0o0o.

PS, put this link on the OP? Please :)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_ZjU7Au3iliShLR3aXLHthEIWWbpsEZ1rU5ctbCecCQ/pubhtml#

Edited 6/18/2016 20:53:29

ManukaBadger did not join the Great Lakes 3v3 until the last day. His clan was forced to replace him with Vanguard who joined in time to complete their team. ManukaBadger then joined the tourney at the last minute as his own team :|

He refuses to respond to countless PMs to leave the tournament. Since I am unable to start the tournament due to uneven teams, I've created a substitute tournament. Please join this as soon as you can, so that we can get this going. We'll discuss what the penalties for delaying a tournament by 1 week are going to be.

https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer/Tournament?ID=19517

Edited 6/18/2016 23:30:52

This one is much less 'ha-ha' funny then the previous two. But I hope you enjoy it!

Ambient Music to play in the background while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8

HOUSE CORP:

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Season 7 Results:
Division D1
143 Points (4th Place)

Our story begins on the misty moors of Scotland, a lone wolf cries in the night as a shadowy figure darts through the wilderness, panting and stumbling through twisted trees, stinking marshes and sharp rocks. The figure is pursued by a pack of hunters from The Lone Wolves, time is on the side of the Lone Wolves, he cannot escape forever. But in the distance, a man stands with lamp held high, in wait of the messenger. The lone figure shoves a package into the man's hands, "keep him safe, he is the last hope for our houses...their lines....will fall....", he whispers. The man with the lamp post looks down at a newborn baby, fast asleep, not a care in the world. "Hush little Ox, you are safe now." The man stares at the pack of hunters and vanishes without a sound.

The King Chesire and his Queen of Houses United Nations and League of Nations has died and the land has been thrown into chaos. His successor Marksman, a illegimate dickhead, has resulted in the people of the land revolting to declare themselves independent: Houses After_Dark, The Royal Falcons, and Coalition of Role Playing (CORP) are all founded. The old houses of United Nations and League of Nations died with the king and queen, their lines failed but the jealous House of The Lost Wolves and its leader Semicedevine have been waiting for their turn to rule, their turn to smite those that oppose them and crush their enemies to dust!

The houses squabble amongst each other, they rise and fall, splinter apart time and time again as clans are hijacked over and over again. The people cry "WHY ME!? WHY ME!?", holding their children to their breast, weeping as their world turns to ash. Semicedevine and the Lost Wolves have been warring amonst all that oppose them, raiding villages and burning monasteries across the land. But their control of the land will soon come to an end.

The flailing house of poor naming choices House Coalition of Role-Playing unites behind a marriage of strategy and role-playing. Beneath the beautiful Temple of Lawlz, the gardens are where OxtheArtist first sets eyes on his stunny Sri Lankan bride, Prabster Realm. Their love was a story for the ages; it was filled with passion and rage, their love making echoing across the castle every night, they smashed House The Royal Falcons to pieces and tore down their cities and ended the meager House After_Dark to stand united against House The Lost Wolves.

Ultimately, they met House The Lost Wolves on the battlefield before the great City of Kings. The CORP host, composed of chattering dwarves with a knack for screaming throughout the Warlight Forum, remarkably punched through the Lost Wolves. But the Lost Wolves would never break as Semicedevine, massive mace in hand, smashed his way through CORP like the Cool-Aid man through a wall. Lord OxtheAutist, pointlessly renamed, met Semicedevine and their clash would echo for all to hear. Through a stream of unintelligible profanity too disgusting to repeat here, Ox threw down Semicedevine as the army of CORP drove back the Lost Wolves.

The city was theirs but with their squeaking dwarvish army weakened, could they fight for glory in Clan League? The dwarves were on their side, squeaking and running crazy as CORP, against all odds challenged the cold Lord Great Expanse and cunning M'Lord AI in battle! But fell short. House CORP drew blood from their enemies as Lord OxtheAutist and Lady Prabster Realm dark to their pyrrhic victory. The waited patiently and House Hydra then M'House M'Hunters ascended to Division C, knowing their rise to the top would be at hand! Then it happened! House Warlighters, old and storied, was incapable of rising from their stone throwns. House CORP's time had come! After finishing with Prabster Realm, he turned to his bride to say "You bet your ass we are gonna beat those sorry luckers!"

To be continued...

Edited 6/18/2016 23:47:48

uhm.. okay

Beneath the beautiful Temple of Lawlz, the gardens are where OxtheArtist first sets eyes on his stunny Sri Lankan bride, Prabster Realm.

I DIE

After reading the begging for CORP, imediatelly I recalled this segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYRRdj2W0eI

Aggregated predictions from Phaeril's thread, with some added analysis (idea, ofc, blatantly stolen from GE):



CL7 predictions (from division threads) for divisions that had CL8 Division C clans:









Full data:

CL8 - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q8gLoM7YToEueVzbwm5zG148C6F6p2CLaZMpxilfG3M/pubhtml#

CL7 - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eZiVsallj5LGzZ4hIIN3SI3WK9zUF4Tj-QRDzGMAQOg/pubhtml#

Edited 6/19/2016 19:54:02

so far it seems Hydra and LEA are having a slow start. Not to much to read from thees number through.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_ZjU7Au3iliShLR3aXLHthEIWWbpsEZ1rU5ctbCecCQ/pubhtml#

Edited 6/20/2016 20:03:08

and we're having a boot start ;_;

First Update:

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So I was waiting for Quicksand to get booted from his game with Hydra to update and TBest beat me by half an hour.

So not a lot to read into here but heres some stray observations:

• CORP has now been booted in 4 games, 2 for Quicksand and 2 for Angry Koala. Player activity for those two is a thing to watch for CORP.
  
• Hydra has not beaten an opponent yet with their only two wins from boot wins. Not exactly a resounding start.
  
• LEA which won the first game of the season has now fallen behind Hydra for last place. Though LEA has won a game against M'Hunters which was a surprise to many.
  
• I was going to say VS is off to a good start but they lost a game before I wrote this update making their (5-4) record more iffy. Its a fine start, hard to see it as a truly good thing.
  
• M'Hunters is doing well. They did loose two games to LEA and BIA that came as a surprise to many, but they are beating opponents that many would consider to be stronger like CORP, Hydra and VS.
  
• BIA is off to a (4-1) record which requires a "DAYUM DANIEL!". Congrats to BIA for starting off quite well. Whether they can sustain it is the question.

And the Great Lakes tournament finally started today!

Edited 6/20/2016 20:51:31

YAY! GE's awesome graphs and updates are back! Although I would like to see my clan improve on their record and get an actual win. So far it's looking more competitive than I thought, but, then again this is the first update and things could change drastically here

I don't really understand your graph GE, it says 1v1 > 2v2 > 3v3 but the bars are all the same color?
Also win rate? VS 5-4 is the same as M'hunters 5-2?

Otherwise thanks for good updates.

Inside, only 1v1 games have finished, so you can't see 2v2 or 3v3 yet. They would bee in a different shade of the same color.

The win rates are different from the sheet, I dunno why /:

There will be errors in my sheets for these graphs and I just set them up a couple days ago. I will fix it in the next update.

And yes, the colours will change for the game types as they finish.

fuck