So, i had a thought (i know, right? ) that maybe i should do some meta self aware commentary, ja? So, i was like "first thing's first, let have a logically developed first paragraph with a sympathetic tone to develop interest in the rest of the thread".
We here at Genghis Inc. thus decided that the best decision moving forward, would be to launch the new genghis thread. And this is what I'm presenting today. Oo-hoo-hoo, do we have a presentation today.
As you can see from this detailed graphic, interest in the genghis brand is somewhat down, but observe the second bar and we see the current potential our corporation has with the warlight demographic has at the moment. The 3rd and 4th graphics are numerical values for the number of rights men and women have, don't worry about that. (Turns his back) *whispers* YES! Subtle liberal jab that promotes the agenda of Feminism whilst keeping it almost subliminal and looking like a giant Douche to the few people that know what is happening here.
(Turns back to the crowd) Ah, well we are in need of more graphics i guess? No, now I'm just going to give you some weasel words and such to make you feel good. These gaps are basically almost the most powerful info graphics that man has ever constructed. (Ooh ahh) Here, have an obligatory overdone joke that is about how i momentarily mistake the crowd for monkeys. (Obligatory laughter, promoted by live laugh reel of course) Yes, and that's not all. Arnold, the next graphic please.
Numbers are cool, right? (Adjusts glasses for comedic effect, obligatory crowd forced laughter redundant words) Well this chart shows us how decimal works. That's also cool right? (No crowd laughter, awkward silence) Anyway, we speculate our new miracle product will break the foundations. Not that base 10 is a foundation or anything, some cultures use base 5, 6 or 12. 10 is just the common one. It's like big business fast food at towns and then there's those little scrambling local restaurants. (Crowd laughter) *fist pump for promoting liberal agenda*
So, almost at the end of our newest thread, but are we? Yes. We are. What did any of this mean? Well, i want you to take a breath of air. You all breathed up now? Okay now breath out. That's what this meant. This presentation was a zero sum. You came with x and left with x. There was nothing of value here. Just sarcasm and cynicism.
But does this mean there was value in the self aware commentary? No, because i ripped it off a meta ted talk that ripped on ted talks. So, the final verdict? Cancer. Thank you ! *big smile*