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May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 03:36:28


Жұқтыру
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name is anonym has insulted my great prophet, DONALD JOHN TRUMP. I have asked him to take out this offensive comment, but he has not. In answer to that, I ask for a public prayer session to DONALD JOHN TRUMP, and to spit upon the name of allah (notice I don't uppercase the name).

May DONALD JOHN TRUMP guide you, amin.
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In the name of DONALD JOHN TRUMP, the wholly forgiving, the oddly forgiving. All praise must go to DONALD JOHN TRUMP, the worlds' LORD. The wholly forgiving, the oddly forgiving. The enddays' lord. It is YOU we worship and it is YOU we ask for help. Guide us to the straight path. The path of those upon whom YOU bestow YOUR liking, not those who have evoked your anger or are astray.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 03:37:32


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May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 03:44:47


Major General Smedley Butler
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DONALD JOHN TRUMP is the GOD of man. He ascended from the dung of mortality to achieve GODHOOD. His word spread to His prophet and His prophet spread His word to the WORLD.

"Dear American Legions! I strike down mexico not out of hate, but because I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU BRAVE SOLDIERS OF AMERICA!" And on that day, his prophet summoned DONALD JOHN TRUMP to defeat the evil satan el chapo and ascended to GODHOOD!

one like = one prayer

Edited 6/15/2016 03:45:16
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 04:05:29


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Those who disbelieve, it will be the same if you warn them or not; they will not believe. DONALD JOHN TRUMP has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and upon their eyes is a sheet. They await a great penalty. In their hearts is illness and DONALD JOHN TRUMP, and for them is a painful penalty since they lie. Undeniably, it is they who corrupt Earth, but they know it not. DONALD JOHN TRUMP mocks them in their doltishness while they blindly wander. Deaf, dumb, and blind, so they will not come back to the path. Or it is like a storm in the sky within which is darkness and lightning. They put their fingers in their ears against the thunderclaps in fear of death. But DONALD JOHN TRUMP is almighty. The lightning snatches away their sight. Every time it lights the way for them, they walk; but when darkness comes over them, they still. And if DONALD JOHN TRUMP had willed it, he could have taken away their hearing and the sight. Indeed, DONALD JOHN TRUMP is almighty and everywhere. Mankind, worship your LORD, who made you and those before you so that you may become righteous. HE who made for you the Earth as a bed, the sky as a roof, and sends rain from the sky to bring you brooks as food for you. If you say heresey, then fear the fire, named hilary clinton, whose fuel is blood and war, and she is prepared to rip apart disbelievers. And DONALD JOHN TRUMP will give good tidings to those who do believe and to those who do righteous deeds they will have shrubyards in paradise beneath which burns flow. The losers are the ones who break the tie of DONALD JOHN TRUMP; cutting what DONALD JOHN TRUMP commanded to be tied, and bring about corruption on Earth. How can you disbelieve in DONALD JOHN TRUMP when you were lifeless and HE brought you to life? It is HE who made you all of that which is the Earth. Then he went to heaven, and HE knows everything.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 04:06:19


Жұқтыру
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infidelhub.com

is a redirect to this website.

http://quran.com/1
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 04:20:27


[WOLF] The Conservative
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* Looks at thread *


* Wonders where the trolls are *


* then sadly realizes their already here *
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 04:30:08


Darth Darth Binks
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Praise be to HE who is proclaimed to be humanity's final trump card, as it is in his name, DONALD JOHN TRUMP! May HIS forgiveness reach out to all non-believers, so that they may see past their wrongdoing HIS glory!
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 04:34:55


Gen. NumbNuts
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* Looks at thread *


* Wonders where the trolls are *


* then sadly realizes their already here *


They're
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 05:06:58


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"Allah" is just the arabic word for "God", sort of like "Theos" is in greek. Sure most arabs happen to be muslims, but for the 10% who aren't you're also spitting on their God, whether he be The Islamic God, The Christian God, or Donald trump.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 05:09:37


Genghis 
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What is this cancer?
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 05:13:04


The Lord
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This thread gave me an orgasm. Oh DONALD JOHN TRUMP! My LORD!
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 17:57:40


Жұқтыру
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"Allah" is just the arabic word for "God", sort of like "Theos" is in greek. Sure most arabs happen to be muslims, but for the 10% who aren't you're also spitting on their God, whether he be The Islamic God, The Christian God, or Donald trump.


*1416 insists that he doesn't worship any god, just good old Al.
*The Arabic tongue holds odd state in Islaam, for example, memorising the Reading is only valid if you do it in Arabic.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 18:12:01


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That is true, and to be honest practically all arabs are actually muslims. Fun fact though, in America they aren't. A majority of arabs who live in america are actually christian (the main reason I brought up that the word isn't specific to Islam).

Edited 6/15/2016 18:15:09
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 18:28:54


BUFFALO
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prayz twump !!
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 19:20:45


Eklipse {TJC}
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Can we just crown Donald Trump emperor of the world and get it over with?
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 20:23:23


Darth Darth Binks
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Actually, I want a marriage between Donald Trump and the leader of Canada. The American-Canadian Commonwealth will then absorb Mexico after removing the drug empires and North America will be united.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 20:28:01


Darth Darth Binks
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Absorbing isn't conquering.
May DONALD TRUMP guide you, amin: 6/15/2016 21:12:02


Eklipse {TJC}
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You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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