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I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 18:43:28


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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As many folk would know, a long while ago I lost a match to Lolicon Love. As per the pre made bets of the deal, I was married off to her. However, I nor my family ever received a single work-beast, bushel of grain or any of the like from her family.

This is unacceptable and I take this to the court of public opinion and want a ruling on whether she must pay me or not.

My demands:

Two oxen
Three cartloads of potatoes
A longboat
20 acres of land in Ireland
Three sows
A CD of House of Pain:House of Pain(album)

I await the inevitable turn in my favor
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 18:45:49


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
Level 40
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Are you familiar with Shadbase?
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 18:46:10


TBest 
Level 59
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I will be the judge.

Prosecution, please step forward and present the case as well as relevant evidence.

Edited 6/30/2016 18:47:00
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 18:50:40

snife
Level 53
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You are demanding quite a lot.
You do not seem to be very happy about your wedding.
btw. I hope you will invite the whole warlight community, or at least fizzer. Because without him you would never be bound to her until hell... argh... death...
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 18:52:30


The Lord
Level 52
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20 acres of land in Ireland

So statist. smh
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 19:00:42


Lolicon love 
Level 56
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Counter offer,
A mars bar
800 lolicon pictures
Half my manga collection
A place in my bed.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 19:01:56


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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So statist. smh

Shush Ancom, now is not the time to discuss how something all animals do is somehow unnatural.

I am willing to drop the CD and sows if I get a sea-shanty sung by my wife in an attempt to lure sailors to their deaths. She must be perched on a rock in a high traffic area between England/Wales and Ireland, preferably southwest of the Isle of Man.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 19:08:57


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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A mars bar

I would rather a cartload of potatoes

800 lolicon pictures

Lower it to 400 and throw in a mule or donkey

Half my manga collection

Agreed

A place in my bed.

Deal, I have been looking to open a inn

I still demand a sea shanty and longboat
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 19:30:02


Zephyrum 
Level 60
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So when are you going to change your last name?

Major General Smedley Love sounds like a good name.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 19:36:43


Lolicon love 
Level 56
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you get the potatoes
You can have 1200 lolicon pictures(my whole collection)
I'll sing the shanty
I don't live near the sea so I can't make a boat.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 20:56:29


Platinum
Level 58
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Lolicon doesn't represent Ireland.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 21:10:30


Lolicon love 
Level 56
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I do.
I demand a groom price: 6/30/2016 21:14:52


Platinum
Level 58
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Stop misbehaving you pathetic embarrassment "too soft to have a pint" wanabe hardy bucks bastard.

I can offer my services to make you behave in the future to ensure you don't embarrass our country :)
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