j o i n waco

wapo wapo kazoo

kazoo

we go wapo dis place up wapo

min lvel 4

pay ONE DOLLAR 2 jon if adrien waco no like u.

hi we r corp
we all lov japan nd own anime body pilows
evry1 in are clan lernd japanese on rosetta stone
kill al chinese nd koreans
praise hirohito

Edited 7/3/2016 01:18:33

Hello this is the Poon Squad
The requirements to join Poon Squad is to be on Level 10 or higher,your boot rate is 20% at least,and be active
We are playing multi-day team games however if any member of Poon Squad is booted on a team game that member gets a strike on a Tier System
If you decline a Promotion/Relegation series or decline a team game without a reason,will get a strike on a Tier System
If you are below the Tiers then you will be in the Trial of Cumbat which Queefballs or Pooncrew choose it's champion in a 1 on 1 Trial of Cumbat
If the member in the Trial beats the Poon Squad champion Queefballs or Pooncrew choose can stay on Poon Squad but if the member of Trial lose to the Poon Squad champion will get booted out of Poon Squad
Edit:I forgot to include choose that Queefballs and Pooncrew choose a Poon Squad champion to challenge the Poon Squad member in Trial

Edited 7/3/2016 01:39:33

That's how I can make a recruitment post of the active clan,Poon Squad

hey, Mhunters here.
I wouldn't bother applying, you're probably not good enough.
We're basically the best, so you're not up to our standard.
We should be in division A of clan league, but we just couldn't really be bothered, clan league is too easy for us, so why bother?
Hey! who called us arrogant! name one thing we've ever said that was arrogant.
oh, that... that was just being realistic.

If you're receiving this message, odds are you're already part of another clan and just came to our attention after beating multiple members in a tournament, possibly a ladder.

I'd like to invite you to join {101st}- one of Warlight's oldest, biggest and best strategic clans, outside the clans that are older, bigger, or better than us. We're mostly players poached ("recruited") from other clans, usually strategically solid players with some language barriers (it's okay; in 101st, you can spell "potato" any way you want to), and the sister farm clan of [Lynx], one of the two elite clans we could probably dominate head-to-head. One of the major benefits of joining {101st} is inheriting the legacy of Apollo, who had the brilliant idea of creating "regiments" alongside clans (not to mention a heavily unique username), and- of course- tutoring from that clan all of our good players created to ditch us and pretend they were elite (it's okay, like I said we can beat them now).

If you prove yourself as a good player in the clan, we'll let you stay instead of pushing you off to [Lynx].

Edited 7/3/2016 01:34:22

Team P here, we're not recruiting, don't ask, don't apply, don't talk to me, just don't.

That is all.

someone else's clan

Felidae

Meeeeeoooooooow

Kyntes is better :'(

Edited 7/3/2016 01:41:34

Dear user:

I personally invite you to Felidae to be our Leader of Useless Position #23. Your official title with be " Head of Housecat". I like you personally even though we've never met and will continue to spam any thread you're involved in with invites to my underutilized clan. If you have an alt please let me know.

Sincerely,
Movie Extra #4/Garfield

ps: btw cats rule :-)
pps: cats are better then dogs!
ppps: you should join

Its a joint victory here. The M'Hunters and Feladie are hilarious, great thread guys.

Dang Hades, you should write all our of forum posts.

Please try to bit a *touch* more condescending please when addressing messages to the masses, we have a reputation to uphold.

Edited 7/3/2016 02:18:20

And the first M'Hunters guy to get upset! Expecting Norman and many others to come =)

I wasn't upset. I guess I should have made the dripping sarcasm more apparent.

@ knyte

that Felidae invite is purrfect!

we r da w o l f

hijack was an inside job

we no hijackd anymore since yesterday trust

good diplo strat mix

wolf s t r t t g c e1337 is 10/10 we have an asian and 2 corpies

we gona rek aoes shit in rpcl oh no no im an eagle lol

Hey, Darklordio here.

I saw you joined Warlight and that made you eligible for a DarkLords! So congrats I already invited you and all you have to do is hit accept on our clan page (https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=140) to become part of the biggest clan on Warlgiht. Catch ya later!

Edited 7/3/2016 03:18:35

Hello everyone, knyte here. If you want to be in a strategic/role-playing/viking-themed/active-forum clan, then The Lost Wolves is for you! We have plenty of useless names and rules, such as "Ideally" >20% boot rate, no minimum level, and such. We have all sorts of cool fleets and such, all of which don't sound like fleet names, like Djevelen Hund, Slass Klubb, and my favorite: Albanian Brigade.

So, if you want to hang out with knyte and friends, here's what you do:
1. click on this link---->https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=70
2. Search the lost wolves on Google, Bing, and Mozilla Firefox
3. Contact me, writing a 5 page essay on why you should be in TLW.
4. Create a 3v3 game with two random people who won't even join our clan, and on the other team put and 3 TLW members.
5. Win that game in under 10 turns.
6. Put a bunch of random things from your house in a brown bag, then pick three things out: You must get the hat with motherfucking horns, McMuller's virginity, and a first-edition copy of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for N64.

If you've done everything correctly, then congratulations! You've officially completed step 1 of 13 of the cult rituals. Put this profile -----> https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=2771432182 along with myself, and we will tell you what to do from there. Are you ready for Freddy to make America great again? Stay classy, San Diego.

-Knyte, His Royal Highness, Majesty of the Court, Duke of Norway, Count of Denmark, Third Removed Cousin of Semice, and the wife's dog's mother's mailman's brother's wife's mother's boss's slave of the People's Republic of North Korea's 한국 의 국방 장관 의 가짜 이름
(hangug ui gugbang jang-gwan ui gajja ileum)


P.S. If you couldn't tell, this wasn't meant to dig at TLW in any way, they are really a great clan, and this was meant to be quite funny. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.

Edited 7/3/2016 03:27:22

join darklords, were super powerful(cuz were the largest clan on warlight) so we r the best. we r also very inactive but that doesn't matter. we also invite EVERY player on warlight first so u should join DARKLORDS.

Hello brother have you thought about joining an elite community of both strategy and Diplomacy players?
You're invited to join CORP the topmost clan on all Warlight
We have very much activity
And also have high forum use as well as chat and game creation
Not to mention many tournaments and participation in Clan Leagues and such and Role Play Clan league
My dream is to make CORP an elite clan
If you meet the requirements you should join
The requirements are low boot
And to be a good player wanting to be the very best they can be
We have done well in our 1v1 2v2 3v3 and FFA and we have big strong solid group for diplomacy too that plays regularly
We also have many active clan members to answer questions and give you their honest opinions
I am sure you will enjoy our clan bro :-) :-) :-)

Edited 7/3/2016 03:34:15