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Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 07:43:21


Жұқтыру
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A democracy and a republic are the same thing. So it definitely confused me at first that the two mainstream American politic parties, the Democratic party and the Republican party, have basically the same thing.

http://27ldk4j1esh2tto962ds2vk1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/NEW-NEW-NEW-FINAL2.jpg

Republican Party -> Misogynist Party
Democratic Party -> Elitist Party

That's what I think clinks the best to me, but of course, there are many names that we could rename them to. How do you think?

bonus:
"Donald Trump is a scumbag" = 9.3k
"Hillary Clinton is a scumbag" = 5.8k
"You are a scumbag" = 140k

(I'm hinting at something here)
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 07:53:47


Жұқтыру
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Also, wacos are clearly moderates.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 08:16:25


Lord of Turnips
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I like the loony party versus the nutjobs. see? They both mean the same like the current names.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 08:33:09


Genghis 
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A republic usually hints at an administrative structure, laws and some centralization.

Whereas a democracy is just a pc term for anarchy.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 09:15:12


{Canidae} Kretoma
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Calling the American Democrats Anarchists is just plain blasphemy, Genghis. (Yea i am triģgered)
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 09:33:48


Genghis 
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The names of the parties don't necessarily connotate to the government types they're named after.

So, if you couldn't tell by that, i am saying i am not calling democrats anarchists, just pure democracy. Given that the Democrats picked a f*cking criminal for their nominee does speak wonders to me though.

I say no good things for trump, but he has at least a legal premise for running.

I'd rather Bernie sanders, an old-ass useless socialist over a criminal, because though i dislike Bernie and he's been a vapid congressman, he's not going around breaching national security.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 10:46:04


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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republicans=controlled opposition
democrats=cucks
libertarians=sociopathic jews
constitution party=decent people
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 12:19:29


Pulsey
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http://27ldk4j1esh2tto962ds2vk1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/NEW-NEW-NEW-FINAL2.jpg


Wow thats very interesting. I'm not sure what kind of data pool they used though. Loon, elitist, hippie, shill, luvvies are pretty common derogatory terms for the left I've noticed, I don't subscribe to any left-leaning news outlets to know the opposite.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 13:06:00


Major General Smedley Butler
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Republicans: American House of Saud
Democrats: American Communist Party
Libertarians: Folk who wants drugs

Edited 7/18/2016 13:06:16
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 13:33:10


Paugers
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Republican Party: Trump Co.
Democratic Party: HELP US!!!
Libertarian Party: Notice us... Please...
Constitution Party: Oh yeah, I signed up for their email updates.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 17:47:31


Imperator
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A democracy and a republic are the same thing. So it definitely confused me at first that the two mainstream American politic parties, the Democratic party and the Republican party, have basically the same thing.


They sound pretty much exactly the same because they are pretty much exactly the same. The differences between the two major parties are relatively minor, such as democrats being slightly more favorable towards things like abortion or gay marrriage than republicans, although even these aren't universal (There are both pro-life democrats and pro-abortion republicans, as well as folks on both sides who have their own opinions of gay marriage). For the most part, these differences only make very minor differences in the lives of the citizens, and neither party is for example advocating monarchy, or nazism.

Part of the problem comes from the whole "Liberal/Conservative" thing that has pretty much been imported straight from the UK, where the parties actually were called that. The ideologies behind the parties aren't really this simple, and The ideology of "American Conservatism" is actually called "Classical Liberalism", and "American liberalism" is actually called "Modern Liberalism".
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 21:07:24


Жұқтыру
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^
please get your seriousness out of here, this is meant to be a fun.
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 21:16:07


DerWyyy
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Republican- Trump n Friends
Democratic- The First _____ President
Libertarian- We exist

Edited 7/18/2016 21:16:55
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 21:38:54


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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The Republican Party (GOV): The diaper pipers ( or The Amazing Rugrats aka The Unfamous
Attention Whores )

The Democratic Party (DEM): The money suckers ( or The Anonymous Criminals aka The Venally
Family )

The Libertarian Party (LIB): The hillbillie-hippies ( or The Annoying Potheads aka
The Manson-Family Reloaded for New Kids on the Block )

Edited 7/18/2016 21:39:07
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 21:45:43


DomCobb
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Republicans- Confederates4Life Party
Democrats- Tumblr Party
Constitution Party- Follow The Rules Or Die Party
Socialist Party- Free Dictatorship Party
Green Party- Green is Not a Creative Color Party
Libertarian Party- Irrelevant Party

Edited 7/18/2016 21:46:26
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 21:56:31


Imperator
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^
please get your seriousness out of here, this is meant to be a fun.


Okay, here's a funny gif to lighten the mood:

http://www.amusingtime.com/images/047/funny-man-animated-eyes-gif-picture-for-whatsapp.gif
Better names for American politic parties (fun): 7/18/2016 22:20:49


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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GOV- "We love to keep slaves, they are so handy."

DEM- "We love to suck wallstreet cocks, there´s always a lot to harvest."

LIB- "Eh, does anyone know when Helter Skelter will take place?-We like ´crops´ and our
hippie-fuhrer a lot!!"


CON- "WE WANT Hitler, OUR beloved FÜHRER, BACK!!!"

GREEN- "Does anyone know where our marihu.....eh, vegetables went?"


SOC- "Hail Stalin!-We are the fifth column and we will break FREE!"



Did I forgot to mention anyone?-The internet freak maybe?-The one who murdered....I don´t believe I have to go on....He is a murder. Definitely, yeah.
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