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cats: 7/21/2016 18:05:59

HomeLess
Level 55
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meow

I am a cat
I grow fat purring all day
I am useless
I cannot fend off intruders like dogs
I am not loyal
I get mad fat

meow! cats rule!
cats: 7/21/2016 18:08:32


Paugers
Level 41
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#EndDegeneracy
cats: 7/21/2016 18:10:42


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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+1 BM
cats: 7/21/2016 18:27:36


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Cats rule!
However cats are not useless. Cats control vermins which make human life safer (just like spiders). They also make people happier.

Also feral cats are usually not fat at all.

Edited 7/21/2016 18:28:02
cats: 7/21/2016 18:32:43


(AOE) Manchester United
Level 26
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^
+1
cats: 7/21/2016 18:45:17


Spenglerian Traditionalist
Level 47
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You should change your name Manchester. You're no longer in AOE.
cats: 7/21/2016 20:43:22


Trumps Wall
Level 7
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cats taste good mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cats: 7/21/2016 20:43:56


(AOE) Manchester United
Level 26
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have to level more 1st (:
cats: 7/21/2016 20:47:56


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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Meow! Does anybody want to play Congo Cities Wasteland Style 2ag2 with me?!

We can create a cool Duel strategic template! :-)

Join Felidae today! :-) We are allied with the Miezekatze Hunters and Juggernauts.

We also have a Felidae P/R League for those interested. We need more players!

I like cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) Meow!

Canidae are evil and they need to be extinguished.

(I was joking by the way :-) )

CR;DD!
cats: 7/21/2016 20:49:18


(AOE) Manchester United
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Actually we have a clan league also (;
cats: 7/21/2016 21:25:08

[FEL]Chatul
Level 22
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^^ Good parody lol.
cats: 7/21/2016 21:25:43

[FEL]Chatul
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Here is my joke post:

Dear fellow Cats,

The evil canines are always absurd, illogical and knows no limits. They have infiltrated WL and attempts to subjugate the entire WL community under their cruel and tyrannical rule. Dogs naturally do not understand democracy, nor freedom since they are collectivist freaks that only allow dictatorships to exist. They have established several organizations that are harmful to the welfare for Cats and any other individual on WL such as The Lost Wolves, Doge and Canidae.

Hence hereby the Organization of Felidae declares:
1.The Lost Wolves and Doge are banned and unrecognized as clans.
2.In any Felidae-run event these two banned organizations above do not count as clans.
3.The proper term for the self-proclaimed lost wolves is "The Illegitimate Caninist Entity" (ICE). The proper term for the illegitimate doge is "The Second Illegitimate Caninist Entity" (SICE).
4.Any individual Cat may still call these two organizations by their common names or refer to them as clans.
:-)
5.The love of canines can be legitimate in some limited contexts, such as the traditional love for wolves in the German culture. For any reason other than these the love of felines should be encouraged as opposed to the love of canines.
6.The nonexistent organization of Canidae is banned if it ever gets established.
7.Felidae has declared war on the ICE and the SICE.
8.Cats forever rule over dogs which is just a part of reality. Dogs and caninists can try to deny this fact which does not make it less true.

Meow,
Chatul

Edited 7/21/2016 21:29:19
cats: 7/22/2016 02:53:09


DerWyyy
Level 53
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Thank God squiggles is banned currently...
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