Okay, first of all, Felidae am NOT Islamist, it is a recovering... KKK chapter. Yes, Felidae has met David Duke. Felidae has hung out with David Duke. But the only thing they have in common with David Duke anymore is their strongly-held belief in white nationalism.
Now! There have been malicious rumors, started at this website, that Felidae is a front for ISIS. That is not funny, and it is not true.
Alright?! Yes, Felidae prays to Allah more often than you'd think. Yes, Felidae suspiciously sends $5000 each month to a sparsely-populated region of Iraq. Yes, Felidae has a friend named Abu who happens to be a caliph.
... I'm sorry, excuse me a minute.
Guys, how are you not Islamists again? Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah right. Right right right right right, yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. Let me get- okay. Yep, I got it. Okay, CR;DD!
Okay, if Felidae… is… an Islamist front organization, then how come… it uh how c- then, okay, if Felidae's Islamist, then how come they don't have secret dealings on an unpopular part of the Web? BOOOOOOM! All y'all just got lit up, cuz! Felidae don't have secret dealings on an unpopular website, they have a clan on Warlight, with multiple members, in their private forum, where they can have secret dealings!
So, you can… Felidae, Felidae is felinist, and cat-loving, and they send people to northern Syria. They can fund some really long-distance travel, and… Hold up.
Guys, you not Islamists, right? ... No, I know, you just, you send those people to the Middle East for training... Oh it's a- Oh, okay. Got it, got it- What do you call it? Yep. Yep, got it. Okay. Yep, CR;DD.
Those are not terrorist training camps, for your information! It is a bunch of holiday retreats to relieve the stress of blowing up buildings and losing family members in suicide attacks. So haha, all you haters, HA!
Edited 8/1/2016 03:53:20