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Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 07:55:35


Apollo
Level 57
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One of these have been done a while ago and it was real fun,

try to make a pickup line that is related to war light,

good luck and have fun :)
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 11:08:30


Apollo
Level 57
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I'll start:

"Girl your the first thing thats on my immediate road map ;)"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 11:29:27


Bane 
Level 59
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"sex?"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 11:52:05

Pulsey
Level 56
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I got my last pick.
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 14:03:30

Nauzhror 
Level 54
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I got my first, second, and third pick? I guess you are a natural blonde.
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 14:29:22


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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"Girl, you're so pretty that if you'd tell Fizzer that his seasonal settings are a crap, he'd actually do something about them"

"I'd beat Alhazi's staling record for a night with you babe"

"Girl, be sure that I'd triple pick you in any game"

"Beauty, I desire you so much that if you asked, I'd teach Platinum how to use "your" and "you're" without making any mistake anymore"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 14:45:04


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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So much hetero; absolutely haram.

Idk, I used all my pick up lines already. Hmm...

"On a scale of Kalin to Onoma, I rate you Motoki ;)"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 14:51:19


Bactrian Emperor
Level 12
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hmmm...

Hey baby, how about we break that blockade tonight?

If my dick was armies, I'd be at the army cap around you.

How about I airlift you over to my place?
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 15:08:10


knyte 
Level 58
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Can someone call an ambulance? I physically hurt myself cringing to this thread.
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 15:35:07


DanWL
Level 61
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Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 15:46:05


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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<sheep>

ooh that's so hot Danny hehehe ;)

</sheep>
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 15:52:38


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
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Hey babe, i gave you a gift card
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 18:17:02


DanWL
Level 61
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Do you have a reinforcement card? 'Cause you'll need it to reinforce your _____.
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/22/2016 18:40:44


Benjamin628 
Level 59
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(I'm Straight)

I might be in Hydra, but I want to hunt your monkey ;)
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/23/2016 08:12:35


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 32
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I'm going for tasmania as my first pick
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/25/2016 02:07:59


Kyrene
Level 42
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Are you near me with your big stack? Because I'd use an order priority card to smash that ;)

Edited 8/25/2016 02:08:06
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/25/2016 11:26:27


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 32
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I'm going knyte on your naughty M'Hunters _____
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/26/2016 02:43:12


[WOLF] The Conservative
Level 56
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" Baby, I'm about to blitz on you harder than a noob in RT "

" I'm completely Waco for you ;) "

" Walk on a grenade for you? Pff that's kids stuff. I'd spend an hour debating Karl and Juq just to have 5 minutes with you "
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/26/2016 04:42:09


Жұқтыру
Level 55
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the sex in this thread is too much, why do west Europeans' and Americans' brains seem to be infested with such illness of the brain?

Anyhow this is filled to the brim with it, it's as if the lines itself are tying Onoma94 together and pushing it to the computer, that's how good my lines are.

Other deeds:

Managed to sweetalk Kosmitów into joining our practice tournament.

Becoming so charismatic Ox and Semicedevine are trying to copy the way and what I talk about (begins at 45:45)

They have orgasm to my voice since they experience sex through the ear (climax begins at 55:30)

Semicedevine's donkey orgasms even though it does not speak human (1:01:20)

Folk start sobbing that I've left the stream for a bit (1:05:50), and the watcher count drops to a pitiful (as in give money to Scotland so Ox can have lifts that don't leave without him) 24.

Folk start begging me to do a stream of my own: "Psychologic Warfare with Juq" (1:21:00)

I suspect Tjoex wanted to orgasm to my voice since I was letting Ox and Semicedevine do the heavy commentng, so I started to read the Dutch wikipedia leaf on "Aarde" (1:22:35)

Throughout: you can see us slowly getting less stable as the charisma levels were put to "hazardously high".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfX4soRQUxg
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/26/2016 05:20:31


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 32
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^incoherent statement
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/27/2016 02:26:25


DerWyyy
Level 55
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some of these are really good lol

"Im gonna airlift you to my bed tonight girl"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/27/2016 02:32:14


Bane 
Level 59
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"Get ready, babe. Were about to enter the WarZone"
Warlight Pick-Up Lines: 8/27/2016 04:31:28


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 32
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"I would go through a wasteland for you"
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