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Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 12:33:23


berdan131
Level 55
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Recently, my cat and I have been talking and I told him everything about a weird felidae-obsession which is happening on warlight. He didn't know what I am talking about, after all I saw a sparkle of understanding in his eyes.

He explained everything to me. He said that in his young days he met a cat-shaman. The shaman told him that he used to be a human, but an ancient bacteria, which is though to be brought from egyptian pyramids has infected him.

This affected his brain and genome. It started with having a strong feeling for cats, associating with felidae and thinking about them. This always develops into a cat-obsession.

The last step in this illness is, you hide from everybody, fine an appropriate place and then fall asleep. After several weeks spent in human pupa/chrysalis you wake up as a cat. And at this point, you will remain cat forever.

(After telling him the details, he told me the first one to turn into a felidae will be Chatul)

Meow!
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 13:58:41


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
Level 50
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This is why it is hard for people to talk about religion in a rational way. No matter what claims you make if a religious layer is added people will be afraid and take this view seriously.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 15:23:39


Paugers
Level 41
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10/10 thread Berdan, would laugh again XD
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 15:53:02


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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I have a cool cat fur coat.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 16:01:24


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
Level 50
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^Oh! Cat-hating???
^^^^Humans do not own cats so you are not a cat owner.

Edited 8/25/2016 16:12:00
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 21:26:39


Spenglerian Traditionalist
Level 47
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tabby you need therapy
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 22:11:13


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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tabby, stop making me agree with karl. it doesn't feel right ;_;
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/25/2016 23:50:13

[FEL]Chatul
Level 22
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Cats rule.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/27/2016 04:44:30


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 30
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Karl drools
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/27/2016 16:08:32


[FEL] The Prince of Felidia
Level 54
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On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/27/2016 16:22:30


Bane 
Level 59
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On the internet, no one cares.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/27/2016 18:55:46


TeamGuns 
Level 58
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When Karl tells someone he needs therapy and I agree with him, some weird shit is going on.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/28/2016 08:36:45


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 30
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When I agree with someone on the internet, some weird shit is going on.
Confessions of a cat owner: 8/28/2016 10:51:33


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
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ROFL story keep it up

Edited 8/28/2016 10:51:44
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