Please answer the following questions (Yes/No/Unclear)

1. Is the Earth Flat?
2. Was 9/11 orchestrated by US Gov/Jews/NWO?
3. Are we living in a simulated reality (ie Matrix)?
4. Is the Earth secretly controlled by a single party (ie NWO, Illuminati, Reptilians)?
5. Is NASA untrustworthy?
6. Was the moon landing a hoax?
7. Was the holocaust a hoax?
8. Was ISIS directly created by the US and Israeli governments?
9. Do aliens exist?
10. Was Jesus an alien?
11. Do aliens visit/observe Earth?
12. Do aliens live among us in Human disguise?
13. Are aliens, or alien technology located in Area 51?
14. Were the pyramids created by aliens?
15. Is the Catholic church a tool used by the NWO as a brainwashing program?
16. Are chemtrails real?
17. Are the chemicals in tap water being used to brainwash people?
18. Is Evolution a hoax?

Yes-1 Point
No-0 Points
Unclear-0.5 points

0-2 = Sheepish
2.5-4 = Slightly Sheepish
4.5-7 = Neutral
7.5-9 = Slightly Enlightened
9.5-18 = Enlightened Truther

Edited 8/27/2016 22:16:53

Scoreboard

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Sheepish
Zephyrum: 0
[Falcon] TheFalconGuy: 0.5

Slightly Sheepish
Tabby Juggernaut (Chatul not Chatulah): 3

Neutral
KK2nd BFD: 5.5
DanWL: 6.5
Leibstandarte (Vengeance): 5

Slightly Enlightened
DerWyyy: 8.5
ACMFatih1899: 7.5
Commander Vimes: 7.5

Edited 8/29/2016 11:41:07

Revised test

1. Are you Welsh?
2. Are you from a civilised country (not Wales)?

Yes = 1 point
No = 0 points
Unclear = 1 point (you should know, you fool)

1 = Very sheepish; be careful around other Welsh people, and memorise a rape hotline number
0 = Not sheepish

1) No, it's a square.
2) No, I did it. Fite me.
3) No, you're just high.
4) No, it's not a single party, it's a single person. Yours truly, that person.
5) No, I took a ride with them once and it was pretty fun.
6) No, I did it in 1452. In fact, it took me a while to come back, hence why I was late for the tragedy. I'm sorry.
7) No, this time I was stuck in a well in Scotland. Sorry again.
8) No, clearly it was created by Squiggles.
9) No, I shot them all.
10) No, he was a velociraptor.
11) No, as I said, I shot them all.
12) No, will I have to say it again?
13) No, goddamit. That was the shit I made in my spare time.
14) No, That was me playing Lego.
15) No, that's the GSM's weird religion.
16) No, editing won't save you from your past mistake of making 2 questions #16.
17) No, it's just my piss.
18) No, I saw it happen live, goy.

Edited 8/27/2016 22:22:59

Revised Revised Test

1. Are you OxTheAutist?

Yes = 1 point
No = 0 Points

1 = Retard
0 = Unknown

Yes to all let's break free the clamps that bind.

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No, it was indirectly created by America through the Mujadeen, which branched off into al-Qaedia, which had a branch that became ISIS. Was it direct? No.
9. Unsure*
10. No.
11. No. They are too distracted by Netflix.
12. No. They are too distracted by Netflix to be able to make a meaningful disguise.
13. No.
14. No. The History Channel made the pyramids and blamed it on aliens to make a profit.
15. No.
16. No.
17. No.
18. No.
*- There are probably aliens, but we have not seen any yet.

1. shut up
2. shut up
3. shut up
4. shut up
5. shut up
6. shut up
7. shut up
8. shut up
9. shut up
10. shut up
11. shut up
12. shut up
13. shut up
14. shut up
15. shut up
16. shut up
17. shut up
18. shut up

DIE/18

edgy

1- No
2- yes
3-No
4- No
5- Yes
6- HELL YES
7- No
8- No
9- Yes
10- No
11- Yes
12- No(but that would be cool)
13- Yes
14- No(many, many ,many egyptian slaves)
15- idk
16- Yes(how does this relate)
17- No
18- Yes

8.5 xD

7.5

1. Is the Earth Flat?
Yes. Everyone knows it is a disc carried on the back of four giant elephants that in turn ride on the back of a giant turtle. 1
2. Was 9/11 orchestrated by US Gov/Jews/NWO?
Unclear. Sorry, what is 9/11? 0.5
3. Are we living in a simulated reality (ie Matrix)?
No. Seems fucking real to me. 0
4. Is the Earth secretly controlled by a single party (ie NWO, Illuminati, Reptilians)?
Yes. The history monks control it. 1
5. Is NASA untrustworthy?
Unclear. What is NASA? I believe UU is trustworthy, because they don't commit my sort of crimes. 0.5
6. Was the moon landing a hoax?
No. I see no reason to doubt Rincewind. Other than the fact that he is a cowardly fool, of course, but there is no other reason. 0
7. Was the holocaust a hoax?
Unclear. What is the holocaust? 0.5
8. Was ISIS directly created by the US and Israeli governments?
Unclear. Please explain to me what you mean by ISIS, the US, and the Israeli governments. 0.5
9. Do aliens exist?
Unclear. I can't say anything until I see them. 0.5
10. Was Jesus an alien?
Unclear. Who is Jesus? 0.5
11. Do aliens visit/observe Earth?
Unclear. 0.5
12. Do aliens live among us in Human disguise?
No. There is no point. Vampires do, however. 0
13. Are aliens, or alien technology located in Area 51?
Unclear. What is Area 51?
14. Were the pyramids created by aliens?
No. They were created by the Omnians. 0
15. Is the Catholic church a tool used by the NWO as a brainwashing program?
Unclear. 0.5
16. Are chemtrails real?
Unclear. 0.5
17. Are the chemicals in tap water being used to brainwash people?
No. Vetinari has much better methods of brainwashing people. 0
18. Is Evolution a hoax?
Yes. Not many people believe it exists, however. 1

Score: 7.5/18

^Unclear. What is 7.5/18?

^Unclear. I fail to see how you couldn't see what simple numbers mean.

^Unclear. I fail to see how "Jesus" and "NASA" are unclear.

^Unclear. I fail to see how you could know who these are.

^Unclear. New Zealand must have a shitty education system.

6.5

5 yes rest no