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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 13:40:42


Von Jewburg
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This one's for you Karl. And I'll make it even more special for not including the Holocaust

1. He wasn't a good artist. Got thrown out of art school.
2. A grower of a very miserable mustache. Go for the Stalin look. Yard brush > toothbrush]
3. He invaded Russia when he had an alliance with Stalin, even though Napoleon attacked Russia and failed... and lost.
4. He couldn't get rid of the Jews. This one's a topkek IMO.
5. He failed to leave behind a thousand-year German Empire, but rather a 12 year old dictatorship which for 6 years was at war.
6. He was a bad soldier. In WWI, he didn't shoot the British man outside of the trenches.
7. Force Rommel to kill himself.
8. Claim the Germans would win all the Olympic events in 1936. They won the most, but Jesse Owens beat the German runners.
9. Be a good husband. He marries Eva Braun and they kill themselves a day after.
10. drum roll...
Hitler allowed tons of Germany's scientists to flee to the US, thereby preventing Germany from constructing a nuclear weapon.
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 13:49:09


Major General Smedley Butler
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6. He was a bad soldier. In WWI, he didn't shoot the British man outside of the trenches.

Most soldiers don't shoot other soldiers, and usually fail to shoot them even with their sights on them.

Hitler allowed tons of Germany's scientists to flee to the US, thereby preventing Germany from constructing a nuclear weapon.

German research on the bomb was extremely inefficient
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 13:51:42

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^^Nope the most ridiculous part of Nazism is its anti-Judaism. If Nazis just talked the talk but never walked the walk (i.e. actually persecute Jews) they were probably better off. Jews will always be Jewish. Jews are a religious group, not a race. Getting them to be loyal German citizens works as opposed to thinking that anyone with 3 or 4 Jewish grandpatents is an enemy which is absurd.

Their Russophobia is pretty ridiculous as well. If I were Hitler I would have invaded the Soviet Union only for the sake of "freeing Russians from Stalin" or not invade at all and will retreat to Curzon line after the war if it happened. There is no way Russia can be eliminated so I believe Germans should have just freed Russia from Stalinism and not encroach on any territory of Russia, Ukraine and Belarus since Russia will try to retake them sooner or later. What is modern Russia, Ukraine and Belarus should be left unoccupied maybe with Ukraine and Belarus independent.

Poles need to be integrated into Germany as opposed to being persecuted. If I were Hitler I would encourage German migration into what used to be Poland and Polish migration to Germany proper. Intermarriage should be highly encouraged and after one generation Germany can be homogenized. Poles are smart. The problem with Polish rebellion in German Empire is not the existence of Poles but that they were not integrated into other Germans.

Edited 9/3/2016 14:04:04
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 13:56:17


Lolicon love 
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That's because you think of only yourself and not others. People don't follow nothing or the "right" thing they follow something that gives blame to their shortcomings and absolves them of guilt.
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 15:38:39


Wally Balls 
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dowvote is not working correctly if this troll thread is not hidden.
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 16:15:03


Onoma94
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^ Why? It's pretty funny thread actually.
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 16:32:09


Major General Smedley Butler
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>Inefficient German research

WHY COULDNT THEY BUILD AN ATOM BOMB WHEN THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS CLOSING IN ON THEM!?


Oh look the jackboot licker is whining

They had multiple programs competing for funding and none of them knew how to actually produce a nuclear bomb. That's pretty inefficient.
10 things Hitler did do wrong: 9/3/2016 17:27:52


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