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If WL is..: 9/20/2016 01:56:42


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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1.Nazi, then every Aryan will be forced to shout "Heil Fizzer!". Germans get to play the most games and get Lv60 and free membership the moment they create their accounts. On the other hand, Jews can not play and are either permanently IP-banned simply for existing or have to work for Fizzer in WL Concentration Camps. Poles and other persecuted peoples also have to work for Fizzer.

2.Communist, then there will never be enough games. Everybody must shout "Long live Fizzer!" or will be sent to WL Gulags to serve Fizzer. Fizzer and WL mods will set a ridiculously low quota of how many single player, multiplayer, etc each user can play every month. The server is always slow.

3.ISIS, then all usernames, clan names, posts and pics must be Islamic. Men and women have separate zones to play in and no gender mixing is allowed other than within families. People who violate Sharia get punished. WL users must convert to (Sunni) Islam or pay jizya to Fizzer. Virtual canings and even virtual stonings are carried out. Male homosexuals and other serious "religious offenders" are permanently IP-banned.

Do you guys have any other version?

Edited 9/20/2016 01:58:42
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 01:59:08


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
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4.) Felidae, nobody but these people https://youtu.be/rLmwLcLikXQ would play.
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 02:02:45


[Felidae] Catty cat
Level 4
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What do you call a Pole riding a Ferrari?










- Grand Theft Auto
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 02:12:46


BUFFALO
Level 43
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4. NASA. Everyone who signs up for Warlight unknowingly signs their soul to Fizzer. Everyone is given the illusion of freedom, but as soon as someone exposes the truth or tries to leave Warlight, they're blackmailed with all their information. We're not required to say "Heil Fizzer" or "Viva La Fizzer", which contributes to the illusion, but as soon as you say something that is the opposite, like "Screw Fizzer", you're forum-posting abilities are banned and you are silenced, enslaved to play Fizzer's game, earning him millions of dollars. Oh, and Warlight is runned by a big rich corporation, not one dude who's barely making enough to pay the bills.
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 02:19:54


Major General Smedley Butler
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Ancap: Membership lasts a week, there's several levels of it, you can buy cards in the games, you can buy level sixty and warlight is a subsidiary of McCorp
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 02:37:18


Bane 
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5) whatever Tabby is trying to say

Everyone has to talk like (((this))), and everything tabby does not like must be censored.
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 02:44:38


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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If Warlight is Felinist, all caninists will be permanently IP-banned from Warlight. In official single player games the enemy AIs are called "dogs". TLW and Doge will be deleted. Default profile pictures for players are cat pictures without copyright infringement. There is a place called the Zoo where caninists will enter whenever they try to log in (i.e. They can not play games or post on the forums but have to stay in dog cages).

If Warlight is owned by Tabby, it will be operated in the felinist way. Furthermore a Hebrew translation of the site will be created and no anti-Jewish speech is allowed (anti-Judaism is punished by changing one's language to Hebrew permanently and then the offender is declared guilty of caninism and sent to a dog cage). WL will officially change its themes for Jewish and Israeli holidays. Also no speech against Felidae, Cats or any allied clan is allowed. Offenders are declared guilty of caninism.

Edited 9/20/2016 02:53:35
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:03:53


Gen. NumbNuts
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If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:10:26

[FEL]Chatul
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7)North Korea. Then people must not take vacations from WL or they will be considered traitors. Anyone must shout "Hail Fizzer!", a pic of Fizzer is on every map, there are never enough maps or games. WL users are usually forbidden from accessing other games and are brainwashed into thinking that WL is the best website throughout history and Fizzer is a deity.

Edited 9/20/2016 03:10:49
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:21:14


Gen. NumbNuts
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I chuckled. But since I don't like you, you get a downvote.
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:22:39


BUFFALO
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[Censored by NASA]

Edited 9/20/2016 03:23:17
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:25:51


Bane 
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You've mentioned NASA a few times now. Is that trying to bait people that think you're trying to say NSA?
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 03:55:47


BUFFALO
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[Censored by Bane]

Edited 9/20/2016 03:56:45
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 06:17:18


[TNW] Commander Vimes
Level 31
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[Censored by BUFFALO]

Edited 9/20/2016 06:17:25
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 10:03:41


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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[Censored by [TNW] Commander Vimes]

Edited 9/20/2016 10:04:06
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 18:09:16


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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Furthermore a Hebrew translation

what are all the other languages too good for you or something?
If WL is..: 9/20/2016 23:53:00


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^Not really. However Hebrew will be added first.:-)
If WL is..: 9/21/2016 13:59:17


Bane 
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Prejudice. Pure prejudice.
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