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Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/28/2016 03:52:41

[FEL]Chatul
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This thread exists to mock totalitarianism.:-)
Have fun!

Edited 9/28/2016 03:53:40
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/28/2016 03:52:52

[FEL]Chatul
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The Chat Meow Song (Parody of Horst-Wessel-Lied)

The paws on high! The ranks tightly closed!
PFF marches with quiet, steady step.
Catmrades hidden by the far right and caninists
March offline within our ranks.
Catmrades hidden by the far right and caninists
March offline within our ranks.

Clear the OT forum for the Pan-Feline Forces!
Clear the OT forum for the Warlight Forum Force!
Hundreds are looking up the Cat Paw full of hope,
The day of freedom and cat food dawns!
Hundreds are looking up the Cat Paw full of hope,
The day of freedom and cat food dawns!

For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Already Felinism's banners fly over all threads.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.
Already Felinism's banners fly over all threads.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.

The paws on high! The ranks tightly closed!
PFF marches with quiet, steady step.
Catmrades hidden by the far right and caninists
March offline within our ranks.
Catmrades hidden by the far right and caninists
March offline within our ranks.

;-)

Edited 9/28/2016 21:29:10
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/28/2016 03:56:15

[FEL]Chatul
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My Felinity, Dusk has appeared! (Parody of "Ummati, Qad Laha Fajarun", I use dusk instead of dawn since cats are nocturnal)

My Felinity, Dusk has appeared, so await the expected victory,
The Pan-Feline Forces have arisen by the struggle of the felinist,
The Pan-Feline Forces have arisen by the feline war of the devoted,
They have offered their time in felinism in constancy and conviction.
So that felinism may be established, in which there is no Nazism, Islamism or other authoritarian ideologies.

My Felinity, accept the good news, and do not despair: victory is near,
The Pan-Feline Forces have arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out progress, and the period of defeat has ended,
By faithful Cats who do not fear feline wars.
They have created lasting legacies that will not perish or disappear.

Edited 9/28/2016 04:11:17
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/28/2016 03:57:56


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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you've gone full sperg
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/28/2016 04:03:15


Major General Smedley Butler
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There is a whisper going around the fora -
Warlighter, don't you hear it?‎
These are the voices of the cat warmongers!
Warlighter don't you hear them?‎
General forumers are whispering,‎
Strategy forum is whispering, too
The whisper comes from all forums:‎
"Mobilization against the Right wing!‎"

Warlighters, warzoners, pick up those keyboards,
Take those mouses into your hands!
Annihilate the felinist bandit armies,‎
Set every post ablaze!‎
Plant your red downvotes of freedom
On every post, on every thread!
Then shall arise from the ruins of the old society
The free eight fora!

Forumers, hearken, they are going to war
And they yell: "For forum, for Felidae!"
This war is the rulers of Felidae
Against the average Warlighter!‎
Because the assault against the Eight Fora
Is the thrust into the heart of the community
And the war that sweeps through the fora now,‎
Is the war against you - Warlighter!‎

Warlighters, warzoners, pick up those keyboards,
Take those mouses into your hands!
Annihilate the felinist bandit armies,‎
Set every post ablaze!‎
Plant your red downvotes of freedom
On every post, on every thread!
Then shall arise from the ruins of the old society
The free eight fora!
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/29/2016 04:11:58

[FEL]Chatul
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^Felidae does not rule over the OT forum.

Anyway let's use satire versions of Horst-Wessel-Lied to mock Nazism!

Edited 9/29/2016 04:12:50
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/29/2016 04:24:27

[FEL]Chatul
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Song of the Feline Defenders (parody of Song of General Kim Il Sung)

Red traces of downvotes on the threads in the OT forum still gleam,
Still the hidden threads carries along signs of downvotes in their pages,
Still do these hallowed traces shine resplendently
Over Felidae ever flourishing and free.
So dear to our hearts is the struggle of our defenders,
Our own beloved Feline Defenders.

Edited 9/29/2016 04:27:37
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/29/2016 04:29:33


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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the cringe is too strong
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/29/2016 04:31:30

[FEL]Chatul
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^You know what? The de-Nazified version of Horst-Wessel-Lied is pretty good. Although "Chat Meow Song" should be renamed.

Edited 9/29/2016 04:33:38
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 9/29/2016 04:33:50


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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its pure cringe, its not funny, cute or entertaining its just fucking embarrassing.
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/1/2016 20:40:38


Cheesus Crust
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A poem: Next!

When Paugs and Karl finished
what Hitler failed to do,
They looked right at each other and asked,
"So now there are no Jews?"

"The world is still corrupted,
President Hillary's a commie hag,
The Jews weren't to blame,
So now let's kill the fags!"

And thus the alt-right burned the gays
The rainbow went red with blood
And another group was eliminated
Their banners trampled into mud.

When Karl and Paugs finished,
killing every gay in the world,
there was still poverty and laziness
at least that's what they heard.

"We killed off the Jews and Gays, Paugs,
and now what enemy's left?"
"We enslave the Negroes" said Paugers,
"Cause that's what Florida does best!"

So they rounded up the blacks,
the yellows and the browns,
and forced them onto the cotton fields,
and beat them when they were down.

The piles of the dead seemed endless,
now billions worked to death,
"You'll regret this!" said one Negro,
on his dying breath.

Then Karl and Paugers sat down,
and thought until morning's light,
of who to eliminate next,
and for the West do right.

"we gotta kill all the libtards" said Karl,
"Cucks and tumblrites too"
So they thought and planned and schemed,
and then their plan went through.

When all was said and done,
of Karl's master planning,
The human race was a million,
but they still weren't done killing.

So they killed the atheists,
wiccans and commies too,
and then there two humans left,
yes, only 2.

"Now we kill the retarded Autists", said Karl,
and I think he might be you!"
"topkek" replied Paugers, standing defiant,
"aren't you a 4,096th Jew?"

So they took it to a joust,
the proper white way of debate,
and both unhorsed the other,
and died without a grave.
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/2/2016 21:26:18

[FEL]Chatul
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^Lol joust is not the proper white way to debate. It is just some medieval practice.

Edited 10/2/2016 21:32:16
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/2/2016 21:37:28

[FEL]Chatul
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The flag down low! The ranks tightly closed!
Free North Koreans marches with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Kim's regime
March in spirit within our ranks.
Comrades shot by the Kim's regime
March in spirit within our ranks.


Clear the streets for the people of freedom,
Clear the streets for the Free North Koreans!
Millions are looking upon freedom full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!
Millions are looking upon freedom full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!

For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Already Kim's banners fly over no streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now!
Already Kim's banners fly over no streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.

The flag down low! The ranks tightly closed!
Free North Koreans marches with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Kim's regime
March in spirit within our ranks.
Comrades shot by the Kim's regime
March in spirit within our ranks.

;)

Edited 10/2/2016 21:37:39
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/2/2016 22:08:18


Жұқтыру
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today we eat on cat!
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/16/2016 21:18:29

[FEL]Chatul
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The heads on high! The ranks tightly closed!
Felines march with quiet, steady step.
Fellow cats murdered by coyotes and dogs,
March in spirit within our ranks.
Fellow cats murdered by coyotes and dogs,
March in spirit within our ranks.

Clear the roads for the great feline species!
Clear the ground for every single cat!
Billions are looking up the Cat Paw full of hope,
The day of freedom and cat food dawns!
Billions are looking up the Cat Paw full of hope,
The day of freedom and cat food dawns!

For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Already our cat paws are all over Planet Earth.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.
Already our cat paws are all over Planet Earth.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.

The heads on high! The ranks tightly closed!
Felines march with quiet, steady step.
Fellow cats murdered by coyotes and dogs,
March in spirit within our ranks.
Fellow cats murdered by coyotes and dogs,
March in spirit within our ranks.

Edited 10/16/2016 21:20:17
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/17/2016 00:47:07


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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tabby is a great example of why you shouldn't do drugs kids.
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/17/2016 11:52:44

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
Level 51
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I don't do drugs.

Furthermore my lyrics do fit the melody.
Anti-totalitarian satire thread: 10/17/2016 12:01:11

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Shall I write an IDF version? I mean we can replace bread with bagels.
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