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501st Journal: 10/16/2016 14:05:38


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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Geonosis: Attack of the Clones

My first day as a member of the 501st... it was hot, it was sandy, chaotic. Nothing at all like the simulations on Kamino. Of course that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it? All that breeding, all those years of training... it doesn't really prepare you for the all the screaming or the blood, does it? Frankly I'm still amazed we ever made it through the first hour, nevermind the first day.

Incredibly, the 501st survived the crucible of Geonosis, emerging battle-hardened, and ready for whatever the war would throw at us.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 15:14:11


Onoma94
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Nice. Will you post more?
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 16:08:20


Major General Smedley Butler
Level 49
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Upvoted

Edited 10/16/2016 16:13:00
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:10:29


Жұқтыру
Level 55
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Upvoted (also where is that edgelords clan????)
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:13:25


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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I'm not paying for the edgelords clan.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:20:41


BUFFALO
Level 44
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make sure to include reptilians in ur story
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:22:41


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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Mygeeto: Amongst the Ruins

In the waning months of the Clone Wars, the 501st faced missions critical to the agenda of Chancellor Palpatine. When we arrived at the bombed out ruins of Mygeeto, our Jedi commander believed we had been sent to take out a droid energy collector. What Ki-Adi-Mundi didn't know however was that our unit of the 501st was really after an experimental Mygeetan power source, that the Chancellor wanted for his superlaser. Keeping Mundi in the dark wasn't easy; the Jedi had become increasingly wary of the Chancellor's doings, and was on the lookout for the slightest hint of treachery. Just like the rest of them though, he never caught whiff of what was really going on, until it was far too late.

The success of the mission on Mygeeto was something of a revelation for the men of the 501st. Suddenly, we realized that the Jedi could be fooled. And if they could be fooled, they could be killed.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:25:39


OxTheAutist 
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Coruscant Space: A Desperate Rescue

As the Clone Wars progressed, more and more ground-based legions found themselves pressed into space combat, including the fighting forces of the 501st. For months, every hour of our downtime was spent in the simulator, preparing for the time we would face our enemies from the cockpit of a 170. Finally the day came to earn our wings. The CIS had staged a daring kidnapping of Chancellor Palpatine, and was being escorted from Coruscant by a fleet of Separatist ships. With only a few veteran pilots on-planet, many of the 501st were pressed into service to drive off the Seps and buy time for a pair of Jedi Knights to rescue the Chancellor.

After disabling the final capital ship, General Kenobi and Skywalker took advantage of the opportunity we'd created and rescued the Chancellor. Took all the credit, too.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:25:53


OxTheAutist 
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Felucia: Heart of Darkness

It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did, only to be met with month after month of flesh-eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off and, for all we knew, abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much.

When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us "the bravest soldiers she had ever seen." It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:26:16


OxTheAutist 
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Kashyyyk: Space-First Line of Defence

When the Separatists' invasion of Kashyyyk caught the Republic flatfooted, a detachment of the 501st was sent in to stop the bleeding until reinforcements could arrive. It was a textbook suicide mission and we knew it. As we fought our way into Kashyyyk's atmosphere, most of us believed that the only way we'd be getting off this planet was in a body bag.

As the 501st finally broke through the Sep blockade over Kashyyyk, I took a long look back at the battle that continued to rage over the planet, and wondered why so many had to die for a bunch of walking carpets. Then I followed my orders, and turned planetward.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:26:41


OxTheAutist 
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Meh I don't even have to do this

http://battlefront.wikia.com/wiki/501st_Journal

Here you go mein bruders. Karl once again shows that he has no original creative capacity.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:42:07


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>bashing the star wars battlefront 2 campaign cutscene dialogue

Ox is a confirmed normie
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:45:03


Lubbock
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so...Spenglerian Traditionalist didn't actually write what he wrote...?

I am disappointed in him.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:46:30


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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I'm disappointed in you for not playing battlefront 2
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 17:48:17


Lubbock
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If you'll buy it for me, I'll play it...
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 18:02:49


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>not getting it for free
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 18:14:00


Lubbock
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then too bad, I won't play it.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 18:15:30


Major General Smedley Butler
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Battlefront 2 > Battlefront 1 > A burger > A poorly made burger > Hunger pains > Battlefront EA
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 20:16:35


Darth Darth Binks
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Upvoted. Battlefront II's campaign, what a time.
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 20:47:36


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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THEY'VE SENT IN THE SUPERS
501st Journal: 10/16/2016 21:49:04


Von Jewburg
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> Says Jews are known for stealing money
> steals dialogue from a game for normies to pass as his own
> thinks he's better than me.

I'm not even saying "kek", because that would be disrespectful to DOTA.

DOTA = Paugers+Belgian^Loli
League = (Karl+Tabby)-Humor
501st Journal: 10/18/2016 16:38:44


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>implying I was trying to take credit for the 501st journal

kikes just can't stop lying
501st Journal: 10/18/2016 17:21:26


Eklipse {TJC}
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WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
501st Journal: 10/18/2016 20:23:48


Von Jewburg
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But am I lying about lying Karl?

Who even says I'm really a Jew? Would you take a Jew's word for anything? And how do you know that I really am a Jew, but merely telling you I might now be a Jew?
501st Journal: 10/18/2016 20:40:20


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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GET THE BOTHAN
501st Journal: 10/18/2016 21:48:47


The Lord
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Jew is a social construct.
501st Journal: 10/19/2016 00:51:17


Von Jewburg
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Karl.

Sigmund Freud was a Jew. We're masters of Neurology.
501st Journal: 10/19/2016 12:44:41


Stewie
Level 51
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kids play EA Battlefront
boys play Battlefront 2
men play KOTOR.
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