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The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 04:03:17


Darth Darth Binks
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Kill me.

Once upon a time there was news bias, way too many Republican nominees, a couple dead and martyred black criminals, more than one proxy war, and SJWs on a distressful rise. But then, the ball dropped down and 2016 came, along with news bias, way too many bad US Pres. nominees, a dead martyred black criminal named Harambe, the same proxy wars but with less hospitals, and SJWs trying to take over the news media to brainwash the future generation.

In 2016 the US has decided that it doesn't deserve the better candidates like Kasich, Rubio, and Sanders and narrowed it down to two felons, one a sex offender, and another the one who covered up for her sex offender husband. While Trump goes on about walls and knowing more about the size of Mary's nips than baby Jesus does, Hillary goes on about blaming everything that comes to mind (when she's not having seizures) on Republicans, and the rest of the world laughs. The outcome of the election will yield the same results: riots across the US, higher military spending, and an increase in both ISIS members and Canadian citizens.

Syria and co. are keeping up with reminding the world that the Middle East is, was, and always will be a shithole, with the US and Russia fighting a neo-Cold-Proxy war by blowing up hospitals, and occasionally killing the people they want to. Iran's in Syria, too.

Speaking of Iran, the US completed their nuclear deal with the volatile nation, having gas prices in-country drop tremendously, only for them to rise up to where it was come Winter time. But who knows? Maybe the US will save up enough money with this deal to fend off the erasion of Israel Iran promised in 20 some years.

A gorilla named Harambe was shot and killed by zoo workers because a boy escaped his dumbass parents and found his way into the STALE MEME'S captivity. This sparked outrage in the thousands of people who care about animal lives more than human lives because the animal was just trying to protect the boy. I have to agree with these people. Harambe was saving the kid to death.

Colin Kaepernick and other athletes decided to make sure they don't have a job next year by kneeling during the US national anthem to bring attention to the nonexistent institutional racism still plaguing the country, instead of advocating for millionaire athletes to donate a pretty penny to tackle the real reason black criminals get shot: POVERTY YOU IDIOTS.

Philippine's President went ham on drug dealers, effectively splitting the part of the world that cares into two halves: those who are against it and those who are for it but say they are against it because they would be without a job if they spoke their mind. I think he should infiltrate the drug rings and straight up give everyone in them elephant tranquilizers. It would cut a lot of expenses, in theory.

So while the latest year is winding down with Russia continuing to tease the US with its fighter jets, Pokemon Go having fat kids getting rides from grandparents to play, Iraq's most infamous rivals teaming up to take Mosul and hopefully keep it for more than five years, and Syrian refugees spreading across europe (and poor Jordan) like a cancer, I am left thinking to myself, "Why was I born here, in this time? Are my children going to live in a worse time? Should I even have kids?" I am not left with many good answers, just an utter distaste of how the world is now.

I can only hope I get killed by a clown this Halloween. 2017 is going to be so much worse.

Stay edgy and have a nice time.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 14:07:45


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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^ I like this saying ''You're a black lives matter supporter until you get mugged, beat up and stabbed in (da hood) ''
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 16:09:16


Cata Cauda
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A picture says more than 1000 words.

The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 16:40:58


Darth Darth Binks
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A picture is worth 15.00 USD
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 17:40:24


Belgian Gentleman 
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need someone to defend the alt-right movement? Darf Darf Binks to the rescue!
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 19:03:23


Darth Darth Binks
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need someone to defend the alt-right movement? Darf Darf Binks to the rescue!
lol what?
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 20:31:08


Eklipse
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^Don't you know? Anything that disagrees with mainstream leftism is alt-right/far-right. Apparently the sliding spectrum of right-wing politics is gone, it's either liberal or nazi now.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 20:34:31


Von Jewburg
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10/10

Not to mention Hillary's meme war.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 20:51:49


Жұқтыру
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Colin Kaepernick and other athletes decided to make sure they don't have a job next year by kneeling during the US national anthem


Kneel = a sign of disrespect???
Well, the American flag is something to be burned, not to be waved. An awful legacy, bloody one. And yet still on the money is drawn one of the leaders of genocide against Indigenous Americans.

Philippine's President


Phillipines gained freedom from USA in 1945 btw.

Russia continuing to tease the US with its fighter jets


NATO teasing Russia*

"Why was I born here, in this time? Are my children going to live in a worse time? Should I even have kids?" I am not left with many good answers, just an utter distaste of how the world is now.


Don't be silly and melodramatic, this is the most peaceful time in the past since, uh, ever? Now you read, 100 years ago, how many folk read? You can go to learning freely (even if not in such a land, you still can go to foreign lands to learning). If you have a "distaste", try going without internet for a while and see if the "distaste" lasts.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 20:57:48


GeneralPE
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The Philippine president is absurd.

Why? For doing what he was elected for? For fixing his nation? If you want to be angry at the situation (idk why you care, but whatever), be angry at the Filipino people or the druglords who made it this way.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 21:09:39


Darth Darth Binks
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Kneel = a sign of disrespect???
I can't count the number of times I said "disrespect" on this post because I never used the word.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 21:19:52


Belgian Gentleman 
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Kill me.


How much do you pay me?

Edited 10/24/2016 21:20:11
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 21:36:11


GeneralPE
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^Because trafficking drugs does not deserve to be a capital offense.

Why not? It will save lives in the long run
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 23:12:11


Von Jewburg
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Karl uses > like he's on 4chan. What a cute little edgelord.

So high on his Xanax he forgets what site he's on.

Tell me about that sweet Aryan babe you're banging Karl. Bitches love a white guy.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 23:21:53


Von Jewburg
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Nice ad hominen Nazi
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 23:24:05


Von Jewburg
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Speak English
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/24/2016 23:44:32


Eklipse
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No hablo ingles
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/25/2016 12:27:04


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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Because trafficking drugs does not deserve to be a capital offense.

-Yeah, better shoot this heroin in front of my kids.

Tell me about that sweet Aryan babe you're banging Karl. Bitches love a white guy.

-Ancient Aryans were Persians and North Indians and/or lived in Eastern Middle East.

Edited 10/25/2016 13:04:37
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/26/2016 01:27:20


Darth Darth Binks
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Evolution of distribution of "Aryans."

Persia ---> Random-ass tribes ---> Cumania ---> Kind of just there.
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/26/2016 02:21:17


Cheesus Crust
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Worse, truth-speaker Ben Carson didn't win!

He was a true follower of the Gouda Gospel of Cheesus! He worked with St. Parmesan of Tartar!
The Martian Rants: 2016 USA so far.: 10/26/2016 05:06:52


Empire of Kilos
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JEB BUSH!


*Runs out door as fast as possible*
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