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How to become extinct: 11/14/2016 22:58:47


Nex
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A comprehensive guide to the inevitable end of all clans.

Method 1:

1: Have an unhinged leader.

2: Let said leader be completely in control of all clan management.

3. When unhinged leader finally loses it and boots the entire clan, do nothing and slowly fade away.

Source: https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=23

Method 2:

1. Have no real leader at all.

2. Slowly die out while refusing to replace inactives.

Source: https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=45

Method 3:

1. Have a leader whose ego is only matched by his thickheadedness.

2. Set unreasonable recruiting prereqs, that can only be justified by being a clan who has the advantages that would attract the players who meet such requirements.

3. Slowly die of inactivity.

4. Refuse to lower requirements even after realizing you have nothing to offer the highly limited market of players who would meet your requirements. Thus proving you would rather die than evolve to survive.

Source: https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=15

Method 4:

1. Never live to begin with.

2. ????

Source: https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=140

Method 5:

1. Be a diplomacy clan.

Sources:

https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=65

https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=21



Let these clans and their deaths be a lesson to us mortals; even the best of us do fall, and if we allow incompetent management to have its way, some of us shall never recover.

As a clan, you must accept that entropy is inevitable. No matter how active you are today, your members will find other entertainment at some point, or they will leave to keep paying the real-life bills... or they will die. That extends to management as well unfortunately, so you must have some kind of backup plan if management fails. The likelihood of these clans making a comeback appears to be diminishing by the day, especially when their managers blatantly ignore mails from those offering to help. I would find it a shame if the DARKLORDS outlives those on the list, but I guess some things can't be helped. :)

Edited 11/14/2016 23:28:33
How to become extinct: 11/14/2016 23:17:54


BUFFALO
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what about wacos and UN
How to become extinct: 11/14/2016 23:27:01


Nex
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I'm not informed enough about wacos' activities to know if they are extinct, but I would suspect they would fall under the "DARKLORDS" category.

UN & LN fall under their own category, which I'll add to the list.
How to become extinct: 11/14/2016 23:32:50


knyte 
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shit how'd you find my bucket list
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 00:04:21


Жұқтыру
Level 55
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DARKLORDS is not extinct.
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 00:19:05


Nex
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So you claim. I see a dead clan with a leader who hasn't earned any points in 30 days, a leader who let a troll sign his clan up for CL (and still has five* of the troll's alts in his clan????) and has done nothing but spam invites and "Hail DARKLORDS! Stay DARK!" messages. Correct me if I'm wrong, maybe it is true that what is dead can never die, but the DARKLORDS clan was never given a chance to truly thrive.


*Apparently two, actually. I forget what happened to the other three.

Edited 11/15/2016 00:23:26
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 02:46:39


AWESOMEGUY 
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"what is dead can never die"












..
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 04:01:59


Жұқтыру
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I see a dead clan with a leader


"Holistically", as they say, this clan earns most points of all clans.

a leader who let a troll sign his clan up for CL


CL's to blame for letting trolls do that, don't see why this matters with Darklordio.

spam invites


and what's wrong with that? just an all-inclusive clan, unlike you elitists like Poon Squad
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 13:17:30


Nex
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Did I read you wrong, or did you just call the Poon Squad an elitist clan??

Edited 11/15/2016 13:17:45
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 14:54:24


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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I concur with Xapy. The Poon Squad and other elitist clans need to stop being so close-minded.
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 16:15:47


Pooncrew 
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This is why the Poon Squad is the greatest warlight clan of all time. We don't fall into any of these categories and we are still super duper active. Hell I don't know if you heard but one of warlight's most celebrated players broke the record for most simultaneous games with 100. WTG Jamrod.
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 19:46:47


Onoma94
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one of warlight's most celebrated players broke the record for most simultaneous games with 100.

Oh yeah, I heard about it. Congratulations, ALE of Divided We Fall! Even though you propably don't read the forums.
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 21:02:41


Zephyrum 
Level 60
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Don't forget:

Method 6:

Step 1: Be hijacked

Source: oldcorpwhoselinkIcan'tfind
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 23:14:45


QueefBalls
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I'm not sure who Dale is but Poon crew was talking about the great jamrod, inaugural inductee into the warlight hall of fame
How to become extinct: 11/15/2016 23:32:04


Onoma94
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I don't know who Dale is either, but I was talking about the first WL player to have 100 (and even 200!) Warlight games running at a time.
How to become extinct: 11/16/2016 13:59:41


QueefBalls
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Onoma I don't know who you're talking about, jamrod was the first to reach that number. Didn't you see Pooncrew's post?
How to become extinct: 11/16/2016 17:08:29


odm
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Old CORP is still here https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=60
How to become extinct: 11/16/2016 20:20:26


Pooncrew 
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ALE played a lot of lottery games when he did it. Jamrod is doing it with all legitimate Official Poon Squad Games
How to become extinct: 11/16/2016 20:40:09


Nex
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Link them all! We must have proof ^_^
How to become extinct: 11/16/2016 20:45:19


Platinum
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Why don't you lower your requirements and mass-recruit to create a community therefore avoiding extinction , Which would be better then extinction?
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 15:59:45


Master HFG
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We always were and still are a stable clan. Soon we are going to have our 2 year anniversary. Long live our capable leader Kyger, founder of the USSR and its leader to this day.
- downvoted post by [IM]YouMustBeKidding
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 19:55:06


Kyger
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Can confirm, am infant persons^
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 20:09:44


Master HFG
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I am a member of this gouvernment. Noone will ever betray the leadership. Any agitators will be sent to... work camps...
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 21:02:51


Fan the Apostle
Level 56
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May God have mercy upon these clans.
Amen
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 22:54:57


{Shredtail2} 
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T4R feels like it's in limbo... not dead, but not alive either.
How to become extinct: 11/17/2016 23:09:22


Nex
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Good lord, that clan's still around? I haven't heard their name mentioned since I was Kasparov. Lol
- downvoted post by LoshadinyiHren
How to become extinct: 11/18/2016 16:11:03


Pooncrew 
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I just want to re-iterate that the poon squad is coming up on 2 years (i think that might be a record?) and we have been stable the entire time and continue to be the most active clan on warlight.
How to become extinct: 11/18/2016 16:14:13


QueefBalls
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Just to add to Pooncrew's point, we haven't been hijacked, haven't had any unrest, and the only time we had a leader leave was when Pooncrew went on an undercover mission to infiltrate the DarkLordz
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